They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

"You want to know what I think of you?" He asked, raising his eyebrows. I smirked in a confident manner and nodded, eager to hear his answer. He took a brief pause and his heated gaze lingered on my face. "I think you are a privileged, spoilt brat who needs to realize that the world doesn't revolve around her." He added and a frown appeared on my forehead. Nobody had dared to talk to me in such degrading manner and I wasn't going to let this guy change it. ...... Zoey Crawford and Travis Anderson apparently go to the same school but their worlds are too far apart from each other. While she belongs to the "privileged" part of the society, he and his friends belongs to the "not-so-privileged" one. In the three years of high school, she never acknowledged him so what happens in the senior year that changed it all? Let's find out.

"Say it." He whispered, stepping closer to me. "I love you too." I finally admitted, my cheeks flushing dark in embarrassment. I couldn't believe I just said that out loud, to a man I was going to marry in few days. "I want to spend my whole life with you." I added slowly. "Forever?" Usama asked, holding my wrist gently as he towered over me. I tried to pull it away but his hold was stronger. My heart was beating so frantically inside my chest due to his proximity that I feared that I might have a heart attack. "Forever." I replied and tugged my hand free. Passing him a shy smile, I pushed him away and rushed out of his room before anyone could see. Little did I know, this forever is not going to last very long. •°•°•°• Noor Asghar Khan couldn't be more contented with her life. Her marriage was fixed to a man she had always admired, she had recently graduated from country's best arts school with a gold medal, her father had been promoted to vice president of his company and her sister secured herself a seat in a top tier medical school. All in all, she was happy with the way her fate turned out to be. But what is life without a little tragedy?

A NOVEL ON STOCKHOLM SYNDROME BOOK 3 OF A THREE BOOK SERIES *TRIGGER WARNING* This book contains scenes that some readers may find disturbing... and also slightly annoying. "Miss. Iris, do you believe she has a point?" she asked and returned to her seat once again. "I don't think so, her father and uncle deserve to go to jail." My answer extracted a smile from her like she was proud of my response. "My name is Christine; I am a renowned medico-legal psychotherapist. Been in the business for over twenty years and that is what a case of Stockholm syndrome looks like. In my years of experience, we see situations similar to this but its our job to help the victims realize" "Wow..." I started, really amazed at what she had said and what her work entails. I was only concerned why they locked me in a room with a psychotherapist "it must be difficult at times" I added. "yeah, its difficult every time" she laughed "but today isn't about me, I have a question for you." There was a brief pause in between before she carried on "Does Hunter deserve to go to jail?"

A NOVEL ON STOCKHOLM SYNDROME BOOK 2 OF A THREE BOOK SERIES *TRIGGER WARNING* This book contains scenes that some readers may find disturbing... and also slightly annoying. "Miss. Iris, do you believe she has a point?" she asked and returned to her seat once again. "I don't think so, her father and uncle deserve to go to jail." My answer extracted a smile from her like she was proud of my response. "My name is Christine; I am a renowned medico-legal psychotherapist. Been in the business for over twenty years and that is what a case of Stockholm syndrome looks like. In my years of experience, we see situations similar to this but its our job to help the victims realize" "Wow..." I started, really amazed at what she had said and what her work entails. I was only concerned why they locked me in a room with a psychotherapist "it must be difficult at times" I added. "yeah, its difficult every time" she laughed "but today isn't about me, I have a question for you." There was a brief pause in between before she carried on "Does Hunter deserve to go to jail?"

A NOVEL ON STOCKHOLM SYNDROME BOOK 1 OF A THREE BOOK SERIES *TRIGGER WARNING* This book contains scenes that some readers may find disturbing... and also slightly annoying. "Miss. Iris, do you believe she has a point?" she asked and returned to her seat once again. "I don't think so, her father and uncle deserve to go to jail." My answer extracted a smile from her like she was proud of my response. "My name is Christine; I am a renowned medico-legal psychotherapist. Been in the business for over twenty years and that is what a case of Stockholm syndrome looks like. In my years of experience, we see situations similar to this but its our job to help the victims realize" "Wow..." I started, really amazed at what she had said and what her work entails. I was only concerned why they locked me in a room with a psychotherapist "it must be difficult at times" I added. "yeah, its difficult every time" she laughed "but today isn't about me, I have a question for you." There was a brief pause in between before she carried on "Does Hunter deserve to go to jail?"

𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓, Love should come natural but for Chloe and Max it couldn't be more forced. 𝐂𝐡𝐥𝐨𝐞 𝐋𝐚𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 is an twenty four year old who unexpectedly gave birth to her toxic ex boyfriend's daughter. Although she loved her peaceful life with her three year old - Evangelina Laurent. It all came to a stop after her father forced her to get married. 𝐌𝐚𝐱 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧 is an twenty five year old Formula One driver. After years of physically and mentally abuse from his father, he finally became the man Jos always wanted him to be. Except for one thing, he wasn't married. Not until he meant Chloe Laurent and her daughter, just the woman his father was looking for Max to marry. 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 12.12.23 𝐏𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 12.22.23 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 06.06.24

-- 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞, 𝐈 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭. 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐚 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐥𝐨𝐰 was known as one of the mean girls at her old school just because she found peace in making others feel bad. Especially 𝐖𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐥, in her world he was just easy to pick on. It was her little escape from her hectic life at home. -- 𝐖𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐱 𝐅𝐞𝐦! 𝐎𝐂 ☘︎︎ 𝖲𝗎𝖼𝗄𝖾𝗋𝟦𝗁𝗂𝗆，𝖩𝗎𝗇𝖾 𝟤𝟢𝟤𝟦 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 06/06/24 𝐏𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 06/08/24 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 07/12/24

𝐅𝐋𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐃 - Ever since secondary school, Cassandra Beauchêne knew that one day she and Oscar Piastri would end up together. But that was not until she introduced him to her best friend and soon later they began to fall desperately in love. - 𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐚 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐞̂𝐧𝐞 is a French singer who moved to the UK when she was only twelve. From there she met her future best friend, who she would soon fall in love with. But fate never went her way, so she published her first song and album in 2019 after finding out that the love of her life was taken. - 𝐎𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫 𝐏𝐢𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢 is an Australian Formula One driver for McLaren. His journey to F1 was hard considering that he had to leave Australia when he was only thirteen years of age. But it was all worth it in the end, he met his soon-to-be best friend and girlfriend during his time aboard. Everything seemed too good to be true until it wasn't anymore - 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 11.21.23 𝐏𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 11.22.23 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 12.22.23

"The book's amazing!!!" - cutechickhere What if you could take cruise with your favorite celebrity? Knox Hamilton, world famous singer, signed up for a week long cruise as a chance to mingle with his fans. When he finds a girl in his room, he's worried the week is going to be crazier than he thought. Sky got called in last minute to work on the celebrity cruise. She knows the combination of crazy fans and celebrities will make for an unpredictable week. Getting mistaken as a crazy fan, will start a series of events more unpredictable than even she could have imagined. "IN LOVE WITH THIS BOOK!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️" - Phoebswu "This is amazing i read it in a few hours and its on my favorites list❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️" - Annfictastic "Such a great book!! I loved the story and the characters!" - Sadie05 "Wow that has to be one of the best books I've read in a long time!" - Cassthecute "So freaking gooooodddd" - insomniac_99