what do you get when you cross a suicidal insomniac and two internet stars? your guess is as good as mine.

“hey i lost my number can i get yours?” “go away cupcake boy.” or the one in which a vintage girl with an affinity for blue cupcakes meets a cheeky boy who makes them.

“stop that.” “stop what?” “stop poking me.” “no.” “why not?” “because it gives me an excuse to touch you.” or the one in which she doesn't like being touched and he likes to annoy her.

they're all insane, but whats wrong with that? or the one in a troubled teenagers institute.

“whats that one from?” “i burnt myself boiling water for ramen noodles.” “what about that one?” “i got glow stick chemicals in my eye and fell down two flights of stairs.” “that one?” “the skin of my inner thigh got stuck in my guns chamber when i was loading it.” “what about those?” “the result of depression, my friend.” or the one in which a clumsy depressed girl meets a boy who likes stories.