That was no way to think, just because a stupid ex-nun misinterpreted a blamelessly hostile situation. That way lay madness. That way lay an angel with disapprovingly pursed lips and pitying pale eyes and "My dear boy, I'm so *very* sorry, but..." and Armageddon would come as a relief after that, really.

Hermitcraft Coffee Shop AU! Just some tired college students trying to swim through homework, take care of themselves, and maybe fall in love along the way? Etho x Bdubs, because what even is their ship name? Friends → rivals/enemies → friends again → lovers Slow burn, because I physically can't write anything else, and cozy vibes all throughout! (except maybe a splash of drama some places, but it ends cozy I promise) (Not IRL people of course!!! just their minecraft characters but in a real world-ish au.) And here's the old description because I think it's funny enough to keep somewhere at least. So uh- I should be writing another book until I finish one of my other ones huh? Well this was a dare, and if you think I'm going to give up on one of those, then clearly you don't me. So screw it! Etho x Bdubs, Frenemies/Rivals sort of, strangers to crushes to rivals to who even knows?! Obv no smut, and a Coffee shop AU because I'm a sucker for those and it's about time I write one of 'em. Welcome to hell! We have confusing schedules, undefined background relationships, and a full assed book with a plot line that's going about 100 pages slower than it was supposed to! Enjoy! (this is a threat! /j)