OK so recently I found papers saying what you like in bed. It made me laugh so hard and I don't know if any one else knows the positions or preferences but I just have to show you.

Just a couple of hedgies who got the hots for eachother, what more is there to say? 😏 ___________________________________________ There will be NO smut or lemon what so ever, there could be a few heated moments though and swearing. (Possibly some sexual jokes.) (I do not own any of the pictures or characters used/mentioned!) Sonic does NOT belong to me. Enjoy! 🖤💙 ___________________________________________

A book full of one shots of Cole and Kai!

I recently fell in love with the Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss universe and couldn't help myself. This will be a book of various one-shots for the Stolitz couple (my favorite ship so far!). Feel free to request anything for these two, I will take smut and fluff requests. Minors, please, DNI!

Blitzø has to deal with his depression and the monsters of his past start coming back to him. His traumatic past slowly starts getting uncovered and his mask slowly starts to crumble as more of that past is revealed and his life slowly starts falling apart. Will he manage to fight the monsters in his head? Or will he give in and give up on everything? Will Stolas be there to help him in this battle? Will his friends at IMP be with him too? Or will everyone he ever cared about leave him like before? TW: This fanfic may contain lots of violence, depression, Self harm, suicide content and abuse. This is a Blitzø angst and the ship is Stolitz. I don't own the characters in this book! Full rights of the characters go to VivziePop! This is my first fan fiction. I hope you guys like it!

It's Spanish or vanish

One fateful night, your teacher, the Duolingo owl, invites you over to his home to tutor you for a Spanish test in two days. He discovers shortly into the session that you neglected to practice your vocabulary words. Again. He's angry. Very. Berry. Angry. With you. Will you get adequately punished? ~~Read this story to find out~~

I SWEAR THIS IS SATIRE (Yes cover is drawn by me) Two birds fall inlove nothing new but what if i told you one teaches you languages and the otther lives in a door? read to see amazing short chapters by yours turly

The cover says it all.

[ self insert , duolingo owl x reader ] " It appears that you've missed your daily Japanese lesson . You know what happens now . " The noises outside your window got louder , and louder ! Then suddenly , the door opened . " I should have expected you to forget about me as well . . . " ׂׂׂׂૢ་༘࿐ top ranks : # 242 - joke - 8.23.19 # 37 - duo - 8.23.19 # 10 - duolingo - 8.23.19 ׂׂׂׂૢ་༘࿐ p . s : 10 k reads for chapter 7 : )