Who knew finding a gremlin of a boy living underneath Technoblade's house would only be the start of both your troubles. --- !DISCLAIMER: This is a dreamsmp Techno x Reader. This is by no means an IRL Technoblade story, thank you for your time, and enjoy! --- Also can be found on Tumblr under the username, Lonely-Lost-Soul!

! CONTAINS AB*SE, GORE, SWEARING, AND MENTIONS OF R*PE ! ~all credit to @JLemongrass for the cover art (cover made by me)~ ||y/n palms were slick with sweat as she held the dagger against his neck. they looked up expecting them to be filled with fear, rather his luminescent red eyes were emotionless. "who are you" they asked, looking towards the pink haired boy "the blood god" he whispered menacingly. His whispers echoed in y/n's head as they pressed the blade further into his vulnerable neck. They were interrupted as y/n heard the pounding of hooves on the path. They quickly darted into the nearby forest, sprinting as they went.|| ~ Achievements ~ THANKS SO MUCH YALL!!! POG!!!! 1k reads ~ Feb, 15 2k reads ~ Feb, 27 3k reads ~ March, 4 4k reads ~ March, 13 5k reads ~ March, 18 6k reads ~ March, 22 7k reads ~ March, 24 8k reads ~ March 27 9k reads ~ March 30 10k reads ~ April, 1 11k ~ April, 2 12k ~ April, 5 13k ~ April, 7 14k ~ April, 9 15k ~ April, 12 16k ~ April, 13 17k ~ April, 15 18k ~ April, 17 Back from Hiatus!!! (8/14/22)

This history will take place in the Dream SMP You travel to L'manberg or Manberg how it was called now by your bother schlatt he wanted you to visit him but when you got there you meet someone that would change your life for ever.

PERMANENTLY DISCONTINUED. apricity (noun) - the warmth of the sun in winter || (hiatus until 8/20) 46k+ words and counting :) "It's you," Technoblade says, those red eyes locking onto yours. "The girl from the library." || a Sorcery of Thorns au with some twists!!

technoblade x male reader. the title says it all. all information will be posted on the first page warning: if Technoblade is uncomfortable with this fan fiction, I'd be more then happy to take it down. also for any female fans of the book. once completed, if you like I can write the entire book for you to display feminine pronouns. enjoy!

"𝘶𝘩, 𝘸𝘦'𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘤𝘰𝘯" "𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵-" - - a book in which y/n and the rest of her friends all stay in california for vidon. maybe she'll find love? (LMAO IM SORRY IM SO SHIT AT MAKING DESCRIPTIONS BSJSJSJ) 𝘧𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘹 𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘩𝘯𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘥𝘦 lower caps intended : )

Who knew the blade wasnt the only hybrid in all of Dream SMP, what if that Hybrid also hates the Government as much as Techno does. Y/n is a Bird Hybrid, But the only Bird Features is her black Wings. What if a former president of L'manburg called her in too protect them from J'schlatts actions. Where she meets a Pig Hybrided man Named Technoblade, will love blossom on the battlefield or will it become something much darker. ~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~ •Contains Mature Scenes• •Uses She/They pronouns• 《IF TECHNOBLADE IS UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THIS FANFICTION I WILL DELETE IT IMMEDIATELY! NO QUESTIONS ASKED!》

When y/n stumbled upon a stuffed animal and a potion in the middle of thier abandoned tundra their life turns around... For the better or for the worse? Average word count 1k words ✅literate ✅slowburn ❎smut ❎forced relationships

"Aphrodite, walk with me in the silver moonlight" "Calm down Shakespeare" "I'm trying to be romantic, give me a break" y/n, 21, eldest daughter, heir to the throne, yet always in second place. Being the daughter of the most wealthy man is something many would call lucky, unless your father was Jschlatt. Tubbo being the youngest, and favorite, child was the heir to the throne, but for reasons still unknown he didn't know about his family. Then comes the time for y/n crowning but first the right suitor must be chosen. Nobody seems interesting, that is untill she meets him. Achievements Ranks: 3 in GorgeNotFound on 1 - 18 - 21

(Beauty and the beast AU) Beauty and the beast, but make it the blood god. ~~~~~ To him, she is a delicate rose that holds an estimable prestige, a beauty so gentle and pure. To her, he is nothing more than a lily, maybe not the most pleasing to the eye, yet an underlying beauty most neglect to find. Perhaps the beauty could see past the grime, and find lilies are just as beautiful as any other blooming flower. ~~~~~ Reviews and critiques are much appreciated, now have a swaggy read! :)