When an arrogant billionaire, RAYMOND SINCLAIR, double-crosses the sinister military industrial complex, he discovers the beautiful intern he recently fired, EVELYN SIMMONS, holds the key to saving his life and his company. *There is an expanded version of this story on my profile that is more polished. 'The Asshole App Expanded Version'. *****Author's note. Story contains Mature Language and Sexual References***** My beautiful cover was made by @myie_laura 's Love Graphics Shop. Featured on the #Badass Reads Badass King's reading list No. 1 in the Jam-Board 2022 General Fiction Category. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Excerpt from "The Asshole App"- "Baby, I got your text. Now, tell Mama Dee what happened." "My boss, Raymond Sinclair, that's what happened! He's a jackass." Evie gulped air, swallowing bile. "He humiliated me in front of the entire staff this morning." Struggling to breathe, she held her midriff. "I feel as if I've been punched in the stomach." "That asshole!" Deedee's voice was muffled behind the menu as she checked the specials. She lowered the shiny, laminated cardboard. "I told you the man's a soulless billionaire. I don't care how many smart phones or self-driving cars he's sold. Or how hot he looks on the cover of Time. He's an insufferable ass." Suggestively, she laid an exquisitely manicured index finger against her cheek. The jungle-colored nail was painted with tiny, fornicating leopards. "How are you going to get back at him?"

"Are you fuckin' serious right now?" Whateley asked with a look of befuddlement. "Just because you teach about the occult, doesn't mean you believe in it! Ok, maybe some folks who teach it do, but I was just into the history of it. Never in my wildest dreams did I ever think that one of my ancestors was the the actual offspring of Yog-Sothoth!" On a seemingly ordinary day, a young man slowly walks the streets of Arkham, Massachusetts; he also happens to be naked and covered in blood. Detective Theresa Gardener is brought in to investigate a grisly crime scene, which is connected to the bloodied suspect, with whom she has history. This leads to a meeting with a professor at Miskatonic University, where the strange and unusual go hand in hand. WARNING! Story contains adult language and descriptions of violence and horror. Reader discretion is advised. So this is my first non fan fiction related story I published on here, although it is heavily inspired by the works of H.P. Lovecraft. Hope y'all like it!

I hate writing about myself, but here I go. My name is Josie. I like long walks along the beach, drinking red wine, figuring out how to cook salmon, watching YouTube videos about astronomy and getting iced coffees from my local farmer's market on Saturday. Oh, and I have to save all of humanity. Yeah, it turns out that being the second coming isn't fun at all. And trust me. I would know.

**NOT A PAID STORY. ** Free story + Paid Bonus Content The Undergrounders are dying. Two hundred years ago, climate change and natural disasters drove humanity Underground, forcing them to survive on limited means. The penalty for crime is death-a harsh sentence to deter those who would defy the fragile order set forth by the founders. An unknown illness sweeps through the Caverns, threatening to kill the population if a cure is not found. The Council assures the people everything is alright; that this is nothing more than a strong yearly virus that will run its course. Kanden isn't convinced. After a string of questionable deaths, he investigates the source, leading him to a shocking discovery. Realizing the solution lies outside, he seeks a way outside the Caverns - above ground and into the unknown. Betrayal, violent mobs, and the threat of death loom over Kanden in his race to find a cure and hope for his people's future. **Contains mature themes of moderate to strong violence, mental health discrimination, and strong language.** ©️ 2022 All rights reserved. No part of this story may be translated or reproduced without the author's consent. Any violations will be subject to copyright laws. If you are reading this story outside of Wattpad, it is pirated and likely infected with malware.

A stranger comes with a gift.

*Best ranks: 4th in #Humannature, 5th in #gritty, 9th in #goodandevil, 17th in #steampunk, and 54th in #religion. Trigger warning: child abuse, domestic violence, death of children Lance is a hobgoblin chief who lost his wife and son when the humans began to invade. They came plowing through the forests with tanks, airships, and flamethrowers; destroying everything within their path to mercilessly kill the Faye. He led his people to the safety of Kepsels, where he has lived peacefully for the last twenty years; but now he is being sent back to Sonnet, to study an increase in magical storms occuring throughout the country. With his return to Sonnet came the adoption of two peculiar human children, will they be his path to overcoming the hatred that has dwelt within him for years? ******************************************************************************* In a brutal dystopian, fight-for-your-life, society, Blair is a young girl who feels the overshadowing presence of the men in her family; their titanic accomplishments constantly looming over her. Her grandfather who brought magic to the human race. Her father who is in line to be the next Milzani. Then her uncle who happens to be one of the most powerful mages in the world. At the age of twelve, she must undergo a trial known as Kimas, something that every child of Sonnet must endure; during this trial she witnesses the deaths of many other children. Is this truly the life she wants to follow? *A story inspired by a D&D adventure*

After suffering a vicious attack at the hands of her own father that leaves her hospitalized, teenager Jennifer Dooley and her mother Nina move to the town of Redville to start over. Unfortunately, tensions quickly flare between mother and daughter, leaving Jennifer to seek comfort in fellow teen, new friend, and neighbor, Heather Matthews. But the town of Redville is far from Jennifer's idea of paradise, and there's something not quite right about Heather... New cover art by KLR covers! https://www.klrcovers.com/ Story also coming soon to my Royal Road!

Darkness is brewing in the land of Spalnia, where once a hard won peace brought upon a golden age. This mysterious power is rising, captivating the masses and threatening to overthrow all that is prosperous. Will an unlikely hero rise to confront this new evil? Follow the Adventures of 'The Merry Band' as they come together to confront evil, whether it be monsters, capitalists or nihilists worshiping a mysterious entity. Their journey will take them through the land of Spalnia and have them fighting for their freedom.