Y/n and Squid are on one side of the Potato War. On the other? Technoblade.

A Technoblade x F.Reader Royalty Au This story is based of c.Technoblade I am writing this without a plan or something so updates are random and whenever I have ideas. Thank you for reading. :) <3

Grian goes missing and Xisuma has a guess on who could have caused it. The past is dragged up as the other hermits try and save their friends, making some new allies along the way. hermitcraft fic, grian centric (actually it focuses a lot on everyone! Grian is just the catalyst ;3) watcher involvment (not super centric though), season 7, au based, tw for some violence and mentions of blood! Hels is pretty centric, so if you're not interested in alt versions of the hermits don't read!

This will be a book of whatever hermitcraft related ideas I have. I do ship the hermits Minecraft personas ONLY. There will be no shipping of real life people! So if the shipping bothers you DO NOT READ THIS BOOK it will be full of it! Also I will not write smut because that is nasty. Gore I will be rare. Fluff will be common as will some light angst, so the normal. This is my first fan fiction basically ever soooo. And if anything pops up that I have not written here I will add warnings.

It had been a normal day. At least that's what Grian thought. Unbeknownst to him, his friends were plotting. Plotting the prank to trump all pranks prior, all in order to get back at the small gremlin for his trouble- causing shenanigans. It was meant to be harmless. Grian, formerly known as Tommy, was just starting to get better. After starting the season off shakily, he thought that his past was far behind him. A prank from his friends proves otherwise. It also doesn't help that X agreed to host some people from his past on HermitCraft for a multi-server trauma awareness event. Just his luck.

another hermitcraft ship cause it's so original lol. not sure if people actually have the same idea as me, but since Iskall and Etho teamed up this season... and bruh the signs they leave each other and stuff and I just was like inspired and a new ship was created introducing... Eskall! again, I haven't seen anyone who has started this ship, but I've been inspired. if you're not an Eskall shipper... I have Grumbo books (a main one and a oneshots book) read em if you want! this book will be taken down if any hermits related to the shipping say they are uncomfortable with shipping, and if hermits say they are uncomfortable being a part of fanfictions the story will either be edited or deleted.

Mumbo gets seriously hurt and Grian is the closest person to help him. That's really it. This is my first fanfiction so excuse me if I have bad writing or bad spelling. I dunno what I'm gonna do with this. There isn't gonna be a schedule for me to post but I'll be trying to post every day if possible.

COVER BY @Shuvimii A bunch of Technoblade Oneshots! Feel free to leave requests. Things I Won't Do Ships Smut No x-readers Things I Can Do Platonic Fluff Angst Platonic pairings I'll be updating this list as I go on if needed!! *Cross-posted onto ao3!*