"You will both be undertaking long term stealth missions elsewhere, but you won't be operating together for the most part. Dazai-kun, you've heard of UA high school right?" "Of course I have, it's like the most popular hero school in Japan or something. And now you're going to tell me I have to live my dreams and become a hero." Dazai jokes. The older man makes no sound, and Dazai turns to look at him. "Wait. You're serious?" Mori sighs, "Dazai-kun, you will be infiltrating UA high school and posing as a student there. You've already got experience in stealth training, but it will be a shame to let such a valuable executive go.." ------------- Dazai and Chuuya are sent on missions to infiltrate opposite sides of two parties that Mori has deemed a threat to the mafia, and to simply gather information from both sides. Is there more to this assignment than what they were informed of? Cover art credits to @myfavouriteteddybearisamouse33 on ao3!! this is originally an ao3 work and is still updating... if you want quicker updates, it'll be on my ao3 @Tinfoilhats Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/tinfoilhatsss Ongoing Spanish translation: https://www.wattpad.com/story/356793572-i-don%27t-smoke-bsd-boku-no-hero-crossover by SpriteSweet !

Dazai tries to commit suicide by jumping off of the Port Mafia headquarters building... but then a certain redhead from his past saves him. Will the two former partners in crime be able to reconnect, or will one's inability to love others and the others' inability to love himself get in the way? This fic will include some other ships like Shin Soukoku, Ranpoe, and Gin & Higuchi Note: Cover art is not mine, I found it on pinterest. All characters belong to Kafka Asagiri, author of Bungo Stray Dogs (except for any ocs)

Omega verse!!<3 Dazai was currently the boss of the PM [Port Mafia]. His personality changed ever since he's been the boss, he retired from the ADA [Armed detective Agency]. (This is kinda like beast au!!) Chūya was his secretary, the one who makes the schedule for Dazai to go, either it was filled, or not. Dazai had a lot of places to go, people to talk to, since he just turned into the new boss, at the time Port Mafia and other organisations had something to talk about, so it was just temporary for Chūya to be his secretary. the fact is that, Chūya just turned into an Omega 2 months ago, and Dazai as an Alpha. Chūya has always been with Dazai, soon, he(Chūya) was in heat, Dazai was unaware at first, until he noticed Chūya avoiding him more and more. When Chūya finally confessed they he had to go somewhere to.. pleasure himself in order to stop feeling uncomfortable.. ... Dazai didn't let that slide, he took Chūya to his office, and started to pleasure Chūya himself, saying, "You don't have a choice, Chūya, I know you've already submitted to me.". [I'm bad at explaining!!??]

I'm so sorry. Thanks to the person who told me to make another one 👍

This entire book is satire don't take this seriously This was made as a joke TW: you will need severe therapy after reading this. Beware!!

This is not real! I made this bc I was bored & I want people to read it & laUgh at it's stupidity :D I cry whenever I re-read this 😔👊