🚫18+🚫 (Just a warning, I know some if y'all aren't 18 👀) Yes this is purely satire but I promise it will be interesting. I'm going to update whenever and idk if I'll even finish it so bear with me 😹 Also smut and swearing warning for gay and hetero seggs 👁👅👁 All of you reading this are going to hell so I'll see you there. Also please don't forget to vote and comment for reach love you!!!

Idk why I did this, I was bored so yeah idrk cheese k bye

Jesus gets resurrected from the dead again! But to be able to find out why he was, he has to go back and graduate high school where he meets y/n.

Tom is a fucking idiot. Tord is too. What happens when they both want to die? I hate Dear Starboy and the TomTord ship, so here's my (improved) take on the tragic tale. Wonderful cover art by me (This is a parody of the popular Dear Starboy. Plot belongs to the original author. This is all meant to be taken as a joke, so don't get your panties in a twist.)