Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Gabrielle is your normal teenager with a job, school, and a somewhat lonely social life. Staying close to her mother, she thinks that her life is perfect they way it is; without her father, without friends, and with Mr. Wiggles her cute, fluffy cat. But when she meets the Summers family and her possessive fiancé Daniel, her life is thrown off balance. She questions her mother's trust and loyalty, and finds the truth about her mother that she would have never guessed. She's forced to live with Daniel, and hates him completely; but soon enough, she grows to like, and maybe even love her fiancé, but when she finds out who he really is and what he is, and gets into the life of werewolves, and be obsessed by some other random werewolf who has it out to get her and have him for himself, can she ever excepts her true fate?

First love is an amazing thing. Most people find their first loves in high school, as did Lylah. She believes in her heart that her boyfriend is her one and only, her first love. They've been together for two years and are in their last year of high school with a bright future ahead. There are no secrets between them, which is why Lylah knows, though she may be his current love, she is not his first. That position belongs to a girl from his past, but not someone she has to worry about because he has moved on with her and he couldn't be happier. So what happens to her perfect little world when a new student transfers to their school? A new student who happens to be a blast from her boyfriends past. His first love. Choices are made, hearts are broken, and new feelings are awakened. Who will walk off hand in hand with Lylah to their happy ever after? Her first love, or a new love...

Natalie and Lucas have hated each other for as long as they can remember. She's an uptight perfectionist. He's a sarcastic shut-in. But when the two get trapped in Harrison High School during the biggest snow storm of the season, they are forced to work together. How will they cope?

Lexi Grayson is a normal teenager, as normal as she can be with her unobserving skills and her overthinking mind. But she might need the overthinking if she wants to unravel the smirking mystery that is Blake Eaton.

Raine Jenkins was thrown into the world of beauty pageants before she was even able to speak. She loved them when she was young, and has become a legend in the beauty pageant world. Now she's sixteen, and is beginning to hate the world of perfection. That's why she created her alter ego, her own bad girl image. Rider Girl. Rider girl, is a drag racing star, un-deafeted and un-stoppable. Until she meets, the only other un-deafeted drag racing star Zane. In his mind, woman shouldn't be able to race, and he intends to keep it that way. So now since he's also living in her home and he knows her secret she is a tough decision. Give up her world of drag racing to be the perfect daughter, or drop the charade of playing dress up and be a failure in her parents eyes. Tough decisions come with life changing conclusions.

If you liked Jerry's story, then you will love this one. This is the Sequal to 'Two Twin Boys Living Next Door, and they BOTH want in my pants?! FML!' It's based on Jerry's sixteen year old daughter Willow. It's her story, about how she finds her own true love while at the same time, helping her mother get her's back. There's plenty of humor and spoons in it.

It's Hailee Windor's 18th birthday. Part of a shooting, she dies on the evening of one of the biggest days of her life thus far. What she doesn't know when she wishes for one more chance to tell her best friend, Brent, that she loves him, is that she will have to wake up tomorrow. And it will be June 6th once again. And so will the next day. And the next day. And every single day after that. She loves Brent. But when Alex comes along, it all changes. Will her best friend win the battle for her heart, or will this handsome stranger steal victory from him? What would you do if you had one more day? Would you laugh louder, play longer, love deeper? Would you regret anything you did? Chose the last thing you say to someone wisely. Because you never know when it will truly be the last word. The day you die is one you never remember. But what if you were forced to never forget? Forced to have to relive every second of it for the rest of your life? Hailee made a wish that forced that burden on her, but could she be choosing her own self destruction by not saying three simple words? Her story is truly one you will never forget...