Drinks Of Secrecy (AN INANIMATE INSANITY TESTBULB FANFICTION)

test tube comes from the far away goiky falls kingdom in France on a mission to steal battle plans from the rulers of the object valley kingdom in the United Kingdom to win a war, but runs into a bright and bubbly issue as she begins to fall for the bartender of the quaint little kingdom. will test tube risk it all to...

silly oilrose thing

includes smut. AND NO BISCUIT J WONT HAVE A DICK (she's gonna use a strap on tho, be grateful 🤬) you are in love, don't blame me, and hygtg supremacy (this has nothing to do with taylor swift.)