All hail the new leader

Angelina is a mouse. Thomas is a train. Can they ever be?

A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why? Because my friend and I are fuckers.

Barry is moving out of the hive and going to live in Texas! But along the way, he meets and falls in love with a handsome stranger by the name of Shrek. But Barry has promised himself to another! Will love prevail in this epic tale of drama, love, heartbreak, and death?

THIS IS HUST JOKES DONT ATTACK ME PLS also these aren't my characters . all credit goes to innersloth i jusy wrote this incredibly disyrurbing fic 👍🏻

After the heated debate enimes Joe and Trump meet up and the sexual tension builds up🤤

The freaky life of Tim and Moby.. even behind closed doors😏

do you like Mr clean? have you ever fantasized about that beautiful, shining bald head? ever wondered what it would feel like to feel his worn, impossibly clean fingers caress your skin? well this is the right story for you

Elmoism is the name. We are the Elmoists And we must praise our Lord and savior, lalala.

**This is a joke book**