He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

a true love story

I'm walking to my dorm,it's late at night and it's really creepy. I hear a scream coming from the MDT block,I walk towards the MDT block and I hear a girls voice. "Please don't hurt me I don't want to die" she said out of the shadows five people came out and one with curly hair pinned her up against the wall. "See we can't do that and we're hungry and you're our next meal so be quiet and it'll all be over in a second" he said I saw his face go into the crook of her neck and it looked like he bit into her. All of the boys ran to her and but into her. I gasp they stopped and looked around and went back to feeding. She was screaming bloody murder they continued I wasn't going to stay here. So I backed up not looking where I was going and ran into the garbage bin making a big noise. "Guys we're not alone here" one of them said. Louise gets sent to London's top boarding school. The only reason she's there Is cause her parents are on a honeymoon for a year and they don't give a crap about her. On her first day she gets a new friend and has five boys eyeing her and watching her. After a while Louisa finds out their deadly secret that no one should know. Read to find out what happens.

One day she woke up...as a boy.

Spencer isn't really that popular girl but she has a crush on the king of the school Liam Payne. But she gets partnered up with Liam's best friend Harry Styles for a project and they have to act as if they are married and have a child. Will her crush stick with her or will she fall for Harry?

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Penelope Larissa Edwards has always wished she could have her sister's life. Why? Because her sister was Perrie Edwards. She was in the girl band Little Mix and you might have heard of her as Zayn Malik's girlfriend. Zayn Malik as in 1/5 of that popular boyband One Direction. Penelope and Perrie used to be close but ever since fame came around, Penelope has been stuck at home while Perrie is living a superstar life. After not seeing each other for a good six months, Perrie comes home and begs for a favor. A favor that included taking her place so she could go on a well deserved vacation. Only they would know and no one else. Reluctantly, Penelope accepts and takes her twin sister's life. As a singer and as Zayn Malik's girlfriend. The thing is, he doesn't know that Penelope isn't Perrie. He thinks his girlfriend has changed...but for the better. Penelope tries not to fall for this charming Bradford boy, but before she knows it, she's head over heels. Penelope fights an emotional struggle. Between the sisterhood or a love life. Is it worth the risk? Watty Awards Finalist 2013

"Our deal was 19." Harry whispers, brushing our noes in bit of a playful manner. His dimples deepening from either side as a fair giggle left my mouth. "I'm yours."