"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant. Rated Mature.

Tara doesn't want to be a girl, does she? When Dream finds a chest full of binders what will happen? Tommy was meant to be the main character, why is Ranboo becoming it? I literally wrote the book. I just update it whenever I get some inspiration. TW: Self harm, Suicide, Panic attacks, Transphobia. These are in most chapters but other odd ones will be at the top in the notes. THERE WONT BE ANY SHIPPING IN THIS BOOK

It started with just seven steps to try and win Potter's affection, but life and relationships are rarely as easy as a checklist on a piece of parchment.