Steven Hawkings x Jeffery Epstien smut fanfic

God visits a human, only to be met by some weird, freaky, shit I've also never had sex :D but I do have a will to write weird shit like this sooooOoOOo as a result a under-detailed story gets published so I can feel accomplished and go to sleep :)))))))))

You want to fuck the icecream man

You were a "normal person" you where hungry but only had a few bucks and the only cheep fast food around was Jack in the box you saw a "now hiring" poster you desited to apply and you got excepted your first day working was horrible you had a night shift and everything that could have went horrible went horrible or did it?. Read to find out what happens next.

After their partners leave them, Nikocado and Ed fall in love with each other. Or whatever. I don't even know. (my friends found out about this lol um anyways)

Trump just couldn't resist Kermit's graceful green lips.

JUST A JOKE FOR FRIENDS I PROMISE YOU

Barney walks into a cafe not expecting to find the love of his life... A tall green frog with golf ball eyes. But all love must be won will Barney be able to seduce Kermit into falling in love And can he over past the obstacles that get in his path I mean how can a dinosaur compete with Obama and Harry Styles...

🚫18+🚫 (Just a warning, I know some if y'all aren't 18 👀) Yes this is purely satire but I promise it will be interesting. I'm going to update whenever and idk if I'll even finish it so bear with me 😹 Also smut and swearing warning for gay and hetero seggs 👁👅👁 All of you reading this are going to hell so I'll see you there. Also please don't forget to vote and comment for reach love you!!!

Dora was a lovely little girl. You see, at a mere age of 7 Dora had already broken two bitches nose and attacked a poor fellow named Bob. Now that she's 21 however, dear little Dora has blossomed. She now breaks the hearts (and bones) of the guys (and girls) who dare come at her. Dora was raised in a small town where no one really loved her. Then, she met Swiper, the man (animal?) that swiped her heart (and virginity). In this story Dora grows up with Swiper, and even meets some of her only family. This is where Diego comes in. Ahh Diego; Dora's hot panty dropping cousin. That is what Dora thought whenever she saw him, not that she would dare utter those words out loud. Now, going back to Dora and Swiper *ahem* The sweet little devil Dora was taken aback by the young feline man whose gloves and mask hid his true identity.... which is what she strives to know. What adventures with Dora go on? Who will she meet? Who. Is. Swiper? ******This story may contain smut and obviously a girl*************