blue lock chatfic fem!reader insert tw: swearing, inappropriate jokes, teenagers locked in jail

(𝐕𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬!𝐉𝐉𝐊 𝐱 𝐈𝐬𝐞𝐤𝐚𝐢'𝐝!𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫) "What's your type?" "Tall, dark and handsome. Who's your favourite Sanrio?" "Pompompurin" "You basic bitch-" You didn't know being constipated was an unspoken rule that led you to be in Jujutsu Kaisen. Neither did you know you would have a special-grade companion, plushie-triggered curses and being naturally born with positive energy. How hard can it be? (𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐘 𝐌𝐈𝐄𝐑𝐔𝐊𝐎-𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍)

Where an old friend of isagi yoichi gets added to a group chat and boy it turned out chaotic ... BLLK X READER ❗I don't own any of the characters ❗ English isn't my first language so kindly ignore the mistakes!!

"if ur in the mood, we can tip toe to the moon !" ・:〃➜ 𝙄𝙉 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝘾𝙃 he begins to understand why she's so popular ₊ ⊹ karma akabane x fem! reader ➜ ┊: (TOP RANKS ! ! !) ᵎ ✰ no. 1 in # hiroto maehara [03.26.24] no. 1 in # e-class [04.27.24] no. 1 in # karma x reader [04.28.24] no. 1 in # akabane x reader [07.05.24] no. 1 in # rio nakamura [08.26.24] no. 1 in # gakushu asano [08.26.24] ≽^•⩊•^≼ ₊˚⊹♡

Half text fic and Half actual fic with a whole bunch of crack. You have a crush on Shouto so you find out his phone number to tell him. With Shouto playing sherlock for like half the story and you playing Moriarty(ish), how will this crazy love story end? Ranked #3 in bnha :)

- 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐏𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒 𝟏-𝐀 , courtesy of her childhood friend , midoriya izuku . couldn't be more original , right ? ❝ MIDORIYA , JUST WHO IN THE WORLD DID YOU ADD TO OUR GROUP CHAT ? ❞ ❝ JEEZ , YOU GUYS ! YOU ACT LIKE I'M SOME PARANORMAL ENTITY OR SOMETHING ! ❞ ❝ WELL MAYBE YOU ARE ! ❞

"Bokuto why are both of you sitting in the freezer?" "It's hot." "So... you thought sitting in the freezer would be a good idea?" "Yeah" "Smart. Move over"

(Karma Akabane x Reader) You and Karma have a lot of history, due to being childhood friends and everything. The two of you have been so close for so long you guys were practically inseparable. After getting cheated on by a boy you were in love with, you ended up feeling completely heartbroken. Luckily for you, Karma was right there next to you, trying to make you feel happy and loved again.

➭ a friend of a friend decides to annoy the katsuki bakugou. you have one (1) new message! " am i still blocked? :'( " you have blocked @bonitoflakess bakugou x she/her!reader

❝I'M ALWAYS TIRED, BUT NEVER OF YOU.❞ [various x reader] a lazy girl with a few missing brain cells is on the path to becoming a hero, but not without snatching some wigs and snatching some hearts. -former/current ranks- #1 IN #BNHA #1 IN #MYHEROACADEMIA #1 IN #BOKUNOHEROACADEMIA #1 IN BAKUGOXREADER #1 IN #BNHAVARIOUSXREADER #1 IN #BNHAXREADER ✰PLAGIARISM IS PUNISHABLE ✰COVER ART: @nemupan [tumblr] ✰LOWERCASE INTENDED