I have found an ideal life. I have a loving husband, no work and no danger. This is exactly what I wanted when I ran away and changed my identity. But I just didn't think that I would have a thirst to be in danger. Next to him. Especially next to him. And sometimes our desires come back into our lives with a nasty cry, "I'm back from your past." I am crazy because I knew that he will find me and I love it.

Sopa Divano is by no means a normal couch. He uses his status as a couch to his advantage and peeps on women(and sometimes even men)! Conveniently, he's the main sofa in a popular restaurant, allowing him to see many women. Follow the humorous everyday life of Sopa in his quest to find the perfect butt!

Emil is home from school one day when he discovers something quite odd about the Nordics fridge. Hetalia oneshot, human names used. Sorry if Iceland is OOC. Please vote and comment :) it means a lot. © Copyright 2015 Disclaimer:Hetalia does not belong to me. Nor the characters. The plot and this story belongs to me.

Marisa Susans may seem to be an average girl, but she's actually not your average girl. So when she meets Brad Du Bois, the bad boy who treats her just like any other girl, she is OUTRAGED. But then Brad accidentally finds Marisa's shirt that she dropped and..... READ TO FIND OUT!! highest rankings bc i want to flex: #5 in badboygoodgirl #8 in badboys #2 in gaslight #5 in gatekeep #19 in girlboss #69 in goodboy

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Don't Here's a steamy, poetic, lustful, betray filled book with a plot twist end. Don't ask I was very, very, very, very, very, very bored.

It's a new school year, and Joe is late to his first day; on his way, he runs into a beautiful man, who just so happens to be his rival in the upcoming school election. Will he put aside his love and crush the opponent? Or will he find a way to make this forbidden love work out?

A bob Ross fanfic, twitch.tv/paigeexe

hey you reading this bio please for the love of god don't take this book seriously. I wrote this when I was young and had a very bad sense of humor.

A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why? Because my friend and I are fuckers.