18 year old Five Hargreeves, falls out of the sky and onto you, druggy dropout of the 60's. Your parents just kicked you out of the house, and now this stranger tells you he's from the future and can save you from the apocalypse. But you like his strangeness and tall tale stories, so you stick around.

Where y/n mysteriously gets plopped into the Umbrella Academy timeline - conveniently, 8 days before the apocalypse. - I don't know how it happened. I don't know why, or when, but I woke up at a table at Griddy's. It was unmistakable, the lights, the bar, hell, Agnes herself gave me a confused but not unfriendly look when I popped up from the bench. As if I just...appeared out of thin air. But you see, this is impossible. Because this is supposed to be a show on Netflix. cover art by @jenericdoodlez on instagram!!