it has been a year since it happened and i still cant let go.. Trigger warning.

"jesus christ, are you ever not an annoying prick." or where brendon meets his new neighbor, ryan, who always finds a way to annoy him highest ranks; #1 in joncer #2 in ryanross #2 in panicatthedisco #1 in ryden

in which everyday at 2 am Brendon gets a text from a random number.

Ryan's life seemed like a routine. It was the same thing everyday. Until the new kid shows up, that is. That's when everything changes

Summary: Ryan is a misanthropic Starbucks barista who is a tired insomniac and just wants to be left alone. Then Brendon moves in. myheartradio on livejournal

Your classic school romance, with pandas, egg and bacon macaroni and Hannah Montana XD. And sex, OBVIOUSLY. Ryden smut is compulsory, a vital part in any good fanfic. And we all know Ryden sex is the best. :) I don't know if I'll include the band. Most likely.

*short chapters, finished* "B-bye Ryan", I whispered after he was gone. I smiled to myself because I managed to say his name out without stuttering.

The Heart Rate of a Mouse was one of many beautifully written fanfictions (in Ryan's pov, too) by Anna Green, beggarsnotes on LJ in around 2008-10. They are so hard to find, excluding THROAM, which can also be found on ao3. I have a lot of them saved and I know people want to read them.. so here. ALL RIGHTS TO ANNA GREEN, BEGGARSNOTES.

Ryan texts a random number he found on the bathroom stall. Brendon tries to ignore the text messages when he finds out who it is. Out of mutual boredom and curiosity, the pair decide to play 21 questions. Text fic Started: 3/29/20 Finished: 5/24/20 Highest Ranking: #1 Ryden #1 Petewentz