In which the reader from our universe gets added to the UA staff chat For reasons the humor will be the same in both dimensions Dark Humor- Read at your own risk Published: February 11, 2022 I DON'T OWN MHA-

During the sports festival, Midoriya catches the eye of multiple heroes and not because he won, but because of his looks, Personality and overall everything. Eventually, Midoriya is invited to most staff meetings just so that heroes can focus and is soon transferred to the teacher's dorms. What's even weirder is that the pro heroes are switching ranks at an alarming pace. Oh geez!

A wrong order made Present Mic encounter a blood green haired child. Not soon after that the small hero group chat went into poor chaos. Now a year after that Izuku Midoriya relapses once again. After trying to kill himself twice the heroes of UA staff chat decided to add him into their group and try to help him. Little did they know what they got themselves into! A/N: This is a collaboration work with Greenightronix3400! This is a mha fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own mha, rights to the owner.

Izuku Midoriya was staring into the star-filled sky as he sat on a rooftop. The rooftop of the school he graduated a week ago from, Aldera Junior High. He was interrupted from his daze by a buzz of a notification from his phone. His eyes widened to see the notification. ! WARNING ! Mentions of... Suicide Self Harm Depression ! RANKS REACHED ! #15 Dadzawa #4 SuicidalDeku #6 HizashiYamada #11 UAStaff #2 HatsumeMei #16 IidaTenya #3 Nezu --- Started at - 15/12/2022 Ended at - 17/9/2023

Obviously it's a chatfic it's a teacher one though for the teachers and one not so bright student Izuku Midoriya but their about to find out so Weird a** shiz about they very optimistic student Angsty? I think Sadness? HeII yeah ok enjoy the story and have a wonderful rest of your day/night my guys, gals, and nonbinary pals!

What would you do as a pro-hero if you were added into a Junior School Class Chat? Leave right?! Or maybe even tell them they got the wrong number? But that's not what Eraserhead does. How could he? There was this one quirkless kid that needed help and he had seen enough quirkless kids die because of quirk discrimination. So there was only one answer to this and that meant confronting the kid or perhaps KIDNAPPING ... aham surprise adopting him? Is that even an option? A/N: Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own mha, rights to the owner.

(SADLY DISCONTINUED DUE TO LACK OF MOTIVATION, FEEL FREE TO CREATE THE REST OF THE STORY) Izuku gets added to Ua staff chat, yada yada. Of course they realise how much power and insight they just gave him, but its hard not to get attached.. What do they do when they find out about his deteriorating mental state? (And a classroom pal!) !!I DONT OWN MHA OR ANY CHARACTERS IN THIS, ONLY THE PLOT!!

Izuku Midoriya, know as 'Cyber' is a hacker for Heroes Pro Heroes are still searching for Cyber, even tho Cyber help the Pro Heroes. He still get hunt by the Pro Heroes One day, he accidentally got added to their group chat who was made by Present Mic, But... There's an e̶r̶r̶o̶r̶ in the system What will happend next? Read to find out

Izuku: ohmygod Dig: he's doing it again Izuku: ERASERHEAD??? Aizawa: Nedzu, who's this? Rat God: a human child that was spontaneously and suspiciously added to this chat. We're having a conversation with him ~Alternatively~ Izuku is "accidentally" added to a chat full of U.A. staff and is subsequently adopted. Immediately. What could go wrong? *UPDATES WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT CUZ I GOT D E PRESSION