Jordan is a normal teenage boy; he has a best friend, he is in high school and is in all honers classes, and has the perfect girl. Well....not exactly his girl but a girl he knows of course. Harley Flint. She's a unique, creative, adorable, funny, and beautiful. They meet in a unexpected way and end with happiness...maybe. This is a story about a girl in a boy that have a in defining relationship that's unbreakable. Harley's story shocks and saddens Jordan, leaving him empty after she's gone. ***WARNING THERE IS SWEARING, AND SEXUAL CONTENT IN THIS STORY. IF YOU READ DONT SAY I DIDNT WARN YOU!!!*** Enjoy!:)

"Come on babe." Evan insists. "Please? For me?" I look around, considering my options. The party has started to die down, and the small lake further into the woods is pretty concealed. "Fine." I sigh, grinning. "Really?" He smirks. "You'll skinny dip with me?" I pause. "Sure." "Great." He says. "I love you Harper." <><><><> Harper is your typical good girl. Shy, quiet, and reserved. So everybody is surprised when she manages to land a guy like Evan. Prom King, quarterback, ladies man. Evan introduces her to a new world, a world of popularity. And Harper tries to be the best girlfriend she can be. But one night, it all falls apart, and Harper is left in a mortifying situation. Naked. Luckily the River boys are around to save the day. After a few pictures of course.

2nd book of random Shit I find funny. I post many random things that you might consider crude humour. If you don't like funny things then don't read. ;p

So, to be honest this is really sick and twisted, or laid back things that make me laugh or I think that make me laugh. I am sadistic, and I am a very cold hearted person. Some of this will be A LOT of crude humor, as I have lots of it. ;) If you get offended easily though, I suggest you don't read..especially out loud! [Cover by @dark-shadows ^-^]