Jordan is a normal teenage boy; he has a best friend, he is in high school and is in all honers classes, and has the perfect girl. Well....not exactly his girl but a girl he knows of course. Harley Flint. She's a unique, creative, adorable, funny, and beautiful. They meet in a unexpected way and end with happiness...m...
"Come on babe." Evan insists. "Please? For me?" I look around, considering my options. The party has started to die down, and the small lake further into the woods is pretty concealed. "Fine." I sigh, grinning. "Really?" He smirks. "You'll skinny dip with me?" I pause. "Sure." "Great." He says. "I love you Harper." ...
2nd book of random Shit I find funny. I post many random things that you might consider crude humour. If you don't like funny things then don't read. ;p
So, to be honest this is really sick and twisted, or laid back things that make me laugh or I think that make me laugh. I am sadistic, and I am a very cold hearted person. Some of this will be A LOT of crude humor, as I have lots of it. ;) If you get offended easily though, I suggest you don't read..especially out lou...