A collection of oneshots and short stories featuring dnf/the dteam! Includes fluff and smut, please make sure to check TWs at the start of each chapter. Feel free to send me requests or ideas! :) Cover art by milktea_grn on Twitter

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Karl and Sapnap have always been good friends, close ones even, but after a game and a fun night, they realise just how much they like one another.

He wasn't supposed to hear it. But after a rather interesting conversation he accidentally overhead between his two best friends through his headset, Sapnap suddenly comes up with his best idea yet to spice up his sex life. * * * [SMUT WARNING]

DC--- This is the sequel to Heatwaves tbhyourelame summary: After years of online calls, late night texting, and out of sync sleep schedules, Sapnap and George finally visit Florida. Dream's aspiration to truly know himself is met with the return of missed chances, and uncertainty. Placed in the dead center of his humid, overwhelming life, he and George are bound to confront the inevitable. "Has it rained?" George asks suddenly. Dream's thoughts snap away from the drifting green and cloudless sky, returning to earth once more. His lips part in silence. George's voice was soft when he'd uttered the words, and for a reason he cannot place, Dream finds himself glancing to the back of Sapnap's head before responding, "Since...summer?"

Two students struggling to keep their grades and pants up. Will this Florida man survive university in England? (DNF)

George had moved school a lot since his parents had to travel for work, his most recent high school being one in Florida. But with every day he spends there he finds himself getting more and more worried for his life as another student's secret book affects more of his life. Clay has the best book ever. Almost anything written inside of it comes true and he's constantly using it to his advantage. Captain or president of every school club and team, rich parents, highest grades in the school. Strangely though, a new student doesn't seem to get affected the same way other students do, and it makes Clay feel curious. _____________________________________________ This story does include smut, fluff, and angst

Bad, Sapnap, Dream and George made a decision to live together. All through ups and downs, they stick together even when things take turns for the worst. story contains themes of - - nsfw -self harm -abusive relationships -suicide -alcohol -bad eating habits

After a joke becomes a reality, George becomes an American citizen in a way he never thought he would: by marrying his best friend. It wasn't a big deal. The plan was that they'd get married, go through the whole citizenship process, and get George his green card. After that, they'd file for a divorce and it'd be like it never happened. However, their plan and their reality don't quite line up when their feelings begin to get involved. Started: August 29, 2020 Finished: October 19, 2020 #1 on lighthearted tag [x2] ❤️❤️ 11/8/20 WE HIT 100K READS!!!! 12/9/20 #14 dreamnotfound :,) 12/18/20 #1 ON GEORGENOTFOUND TAG :0 12/6/2020 WE HIT 200k READS!!!! 12/26/2020 WE HIT 300k READS!!!! 1/13/21 WE HIT 400k READS :0!!! 2/4/21 500K READSSSSS!!! 2/18/21 #3 on dnf tag :0 2/25/21 600K READS WHATTTTT!!!! 3/20/21 700K READS!!! 4/21/21 800K READS!!! 5/19/21 900K READS!!! 7/3/21 1 MILLION READS AHHHH!!!

Karl and sapnap have been madly in love with each other. They're now in college. Everything is changing for them, maybe they're falling apart. Sapnap knows he's losing Karl and he can't bare it. He slips up those words. "Please don't leave me.. you're my baby Karl."