*uck, i meant duck

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

zen milk is the average boy and member of one direction. he haz had 2 many ups and duwns in his lyfe. and hi iz dun. so Wat happenz wen zen leaves da band? wil he pursoo hiz muzic kareer or Wil he giv up foreverveeve?