my three step process 1. i listen to a song i like 2. i write a story about it 3. i post it here this is an active and growing list

Zero is an assassin trying to get out of his line of work, but every time he gets close to escaping, something pulls him back in. He finds solace in his best friend, Summer, sharing a common trait; they both don't know their parents. Things seem to be getting normal until Summer's dad calls, demanding Zero bring Summer back to him, or else Zero would be taking a dirt nap. Enlisting help from his two friends, together, the four must cross five cities, all the while avoiding gangs and hardships, all in the name of returning the daughter of a mob boss.

Headless bodies start appearing in the streets, so cunning Detective Rashida Heyes and her partner have to stop the killer to prevent the apocalypse ***** After bodies start appearing in the middle of the streets, hollowed and headless, Detective Rashida Heyes and her partner, Travis Virgil, are given the case. However, once they dig deeper, meeting the emotionally broken Victor Eccelstone, and realize how heavily the church is involved, Rashida has to acknowledge that this case might be bigger than she had ever imagined. These crimes aren't the act of one man - they're the beginning of the end of the world [[Winner of the 2017 Wattys Storysmith Award]] [[word count: 150,000-200,000 words]]

Love the creepy side of Japan? On the surface, all that people hear about Japan is their rich culture, and how weird some of their customs and inventions are. But aside from that, there is a darker side of Japan, including their unsettling urban legends. From different colored toilet paper to a poem that might curse you, this book will show you many of their urban legends are odd and downright creepy. And trust me, they will also show you yet another example of how weird Japan is. Oh, Japan... how I love you so much. The cover art is by an artist named Takato Yamamoto.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

A story to help little Sammy go the fuck to sleep.

This is a book where I speak shit about Donald Trump. :))))) PLEASE IF YOU GET OFFENDED REALLY EASILY DON NOT READ THIS BOOK:) THIS BOOK IS JUST A BUNCH OF WEAK MEMES AND BC I HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT POLITICS I HAVE NO REAL REASONS TO HATE TRUMP IM JUST AN IDIOT WHO WANTS ATTENTION. NO BUTT HURT COMMENTS. #43 In humor. IF YOU ARE A DONALD TRUMP SUPPORTER DO NOT COMMENT SHIT ON MY BOOK PLEASE. I DO NOT WANT YOUR BULLSHIT COMMENT. Ps. It's literally been two years since I've started this book and I'm still getting shit I'm honestly sHoOk ,but really I high key regret making this book like it was all fun and games two years ago but like now that I've grown tf up I was so stupid for making this book in the first place but there's nothing I can do now I spent too much time working on this book and a lot of tears reading the comments so I'm not taking it down. I'll just suck it up. 2023 update: I still hate him.

A way to combine favorite things into a funky wizard name.

Fluff fanfic Child!ASL x Mom!Reader x Law