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The states! by CalicoCrisis
CalicoCrisis
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Basically just Usa's States. Its uhhhhhhhh lil' skits. It DOES have some RusAme that Alaska did not sign up for. Annnd thats about it. I think I should rename this "America's Shits" or something like that Haha, coming up with a better description. This has swearing (example: Alabama: Have you ever accidentally gotten into a relationship with your sister? Mississippi: bitch what), ships you probably won't like, also as I write this I slowly descend into insanity. IT'S VERY NOTICEABLE AND SOMETIMES I QUOTE THESE TO MY FRIENDS! (you should to 😉) Also there's Countries in this book. Like China, Russia, North Korea, Third Rice in the South Park bit and then (s)he never shows up again, UK, France.. I could go on and on, but it's only the countries Amurica (🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🚫💵🔫✅🗽🗽🗽) has interacted with. Also it has TONS of spelling mistakes and cringey 4 wall breaks. I might go back and fix my first 4 chapters. (PLEASE I BEG OF YOU START AT LIKE OOH YOURE IN TROUBLE FRjOM NEW MEXICO crap MAY NOT MAKE SENSE- BUT I LITERALLY CAN NOT HANDLE ANOTHER PERSON COMMENTING ON THE FIRST 4) Now, onto the ranks 8 in Utah 10 in Alabama 9 in Alabama 5 in Alabama 2 in Idaho 282 in Australia 18 in amerus 437 in Australia 1 in New Mexico 1 in New Mexico (September 2023) 12 in Utah 7 in idaho 12 in Alaska 16 in Alaska 21 in Alabama 21 in Florida (October 2023) 22 in Ohio (August 2024) 63 in Alaska
Graystillplays- Florida/Australian man oneshots by Cartoon-nerd171
Cartoon-nerd171
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Making this for a friend. This was fueled by crack. Don't do drugs kids.
Adventures Of Florida and Australian Man - What Is My Life- Graystillplays by Cartoon-nerd171
Cartoon-nerd171
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Basically I thought it would be kinda fun to make a story 100% fuelled by Cocaine. I legitimately had to do a ton of research while making this- mainly statistics that go with Australia and Florida- also most of the antics in this story are baised off real events that happened in Florida and Australia. I apologize for the cringe within the cover, I promise I'm actually an artist but I couldn't draw it without laughing and had to complete it very quickly. Enjoy your stay in heck
Ryan & ken enemies to lovers by poetedeteste_
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What is actually wrong with me. Okay so i decided to finally make a description. i don't know what possessed me to write this but here's a story about how two people, polar opposites, who thought they hated each other, fell in love. this is satire i promise
Sunny D x Reader by justaperson2
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Just read it
Welcome to the states house! One shots by Javelin_Ramen
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To anyone I know personally please don't read this and if you don't bring it up at school or any other time, please I will take this down. Anyone is welcome to leave requests please do I suck at being original!
America's Crazy Ass States by ivywolf28
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Being a parent wasn't on America's to-do list. But it's been centuries and his collection of little shits has grown. They're still as cute and on crack as when he first got them. Hidden from the other nations America's states go through celebrations and tragedies. From the Revolution to the Civil War to the World Wars, the family has supported each other no matter what happens (ignore the Civil War tho). So as we introduce each state, let's witness shenanigans, love, and the inevitable revealing of the states to the nations. *Lots of swearing* (I'll try my best to get the facts right and not make all the nations out of character. I don't own Hetalia, it should be obvious. The only thing I own is the state OCs and some other nation OCs. This story is on Wattpad and Ao3, both versions are written by me. I don't own the cover, I only edited it to serve my purpose) The ship is Romano X America
Welcome to the Statehouse (Headcanons and Oneshots) by NorthboundMagic
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I do not apologize if this ends up being mostly injury angst because I love writing injury angst :) Also, this is based off of the yt series by Ben Brainard.
Statehouse Stuff ig by Max_is_lonley
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None of the characters featured are mine, they all belong to Ben Brainard! Read the author's note before reading or requesting! You can request of course and I'll try to comply to the best of my ability. Happy reading <3333
Dumb statehouse things by Bitchyass_tacos
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Dumb things because my other book reached the chapter limit