"It's a female only cult. If any of us guys go in, they will slaughter us." In other words, a canon divergence where Coulson doesn't study up and sends the women into a cult going after a Kree fertility 0-8-4, and the SHIELD ladies all end up pregnant. But not all is as it seems, there may be more behind this surprise, and May has only begun to scratch the surface of a deeper, more intricate plot than just some extreme feminists... Formerly titled: "Maybe it's Worth all the Crap that comes with it" -:x:- Guys I have no idea what this is. I'm really nervous about putting it out here, and If I make mistakes, they're mine and I'm sorry. I got an idea and wrote it, okay? And this will be the ONE book where I might break my personal "no cursing" rule.

Just a bunch of oneshots about everyone's favorite canon TV couple! Containing chapters on things that could happen, with plenty of AUs, songfics, Fix-its, and content that we all wish was canon! I promise that my writing gets better as you go. I'm open for prompts. Please share your ideas!!! (Spoilers up to the latest season/revealed content) This book is meant to be a distraction from this unbearable AoS current canon and hiatus. #Philinda fans unite! Let's do this!!! --------- -:x:- --------- Warning: Super-random and unplanned updates. No posting schedule of any kind. NOTE: There is no explicit smut, cursing, or mature content in this book. Although kissing, cuddling, bed-sharing, implied sexual relations, and very, very mild language is included in these one-shots. But I promise no direct lemons, sex, smut, or content not suitable for underage viewers. I, the author, am not comfortable reading or writing it. Thank you. P.S.: I don't -and never will- own AoS -nightsisterkaris