How to be AWESOMELY ANNOYING......A.K.A: How to drive the Akatsuki and other Naruto characters to suicide.....:P Just read and find out XDXD

This story is about a girl name Shimu who is abused by her boyfriend, cause of this abused she has lost respect to herself as a woman. Will she ever be able to move forward and find herself? And will she ever be able to find someone who doesn’t abuse her? Why did I mention Hidan? Well you'll see :).

Soft and cuddly, a kitten of black fur reluctantly joined a group of S-Ranked criminals under the name of "Akatsuki". Though, unknown to the feline's owners, the cat wasn't really a cat. It was a human. A human girl with psychopathic tendencies and a hyperactivity disorder at that, How will the world of ninjas be affected by this strange occurrence? Will this cat-girl ever become human again? How many people will want to kill her by then?

its just a bunch of random insanity, these are some things you might find there might be a little matrue content becasue of Hidan THERE WILL BE RANDOMNESS and apparently, people think i am funny so DO NOT EAT OR DRINK ANYTHING WHILE READING THIS BECAUSE I DO NOT WISH TO BE SUED

A girl taken in by the Akatsuki to be just any other member But what happens when the fearsome leader takes this child as his daughter with Konan as the mother? With the other members begin to be wrapped around this little girl's finger It's all laughs and smiles until she wants to go see the world outside the safety of their home but Pein thinks it's too dangerous Well this little girl is not taking a no for an answer...... <{ Under heavy editing }>

So, I get grounded and have to clean the basement. I find this hidden door that has stairs. I'm going to be like those baka people in movies and check it out. What a mistake, because now I have no idea where I'm at and I've been kidnapped. What's next?

Akimichi Tukiko was found in the forest a few miles outside of the Akatsuki's base. Konan and Pein decided to take her in, since she reminded them of themselves when they were kids. Akimichi Tukiko grows up in the Akatsuki and creates even more trouble. When she goes back to Konohagakure for a mission she meets older friends that she left behind. As she grows back up in Konoha she must decide between the Akatsuki and Konohagakure. Which will she choose? You'll have to find out. Warning in advance: Updates tend to be slow during school term.

Tied for second place in the Naruto watty awards! 2013 (Winter)

Shiromiya Hitomi was a seemingly normal (albeit clumsy) Jounin until one day, she accidentally and unknowingly goes near the Akatsuki's current base and two members of the Akatsuki tell her that they will come for her in a year. She completely forgets about the incident until a year later, the same two members of the Akatsuki kidnap her. They take her to their base so she would work for them, but not as a member. What happens next? Read to find out. (Does not follow the plot of the manga/anime and some changes have been made to the story line, sorry if the characters are too OOC) NOT romance-centered

Sequel to Akatsuki's Little Girl