matt's a university student offering paid tutoring sessions to fund his dreams of being a filmmaker. you're his classmate who's more set on finding a way into his pants than improving your grades.

This fanfic is satire which is why it's written poorly One day, randy marsh decides to upgrade his weed business by finding more types of weed to sell. He goes to the truffula forest and he meets the onceler, a tall, handsome young man. They start off as rivals, then as they spend more time together, their love grows...as well as their business. #22 - satire (19 may 2023)

"Have you ever," I pause, "touched yourself, Baylor?" "Well of course I've touched myself," she says like I am crazy. I chuckle a little. "I mean have you ever touched yourself in between your legs? Have you ever made yourself feel good?" She looks confused, "N-no?" I lean in and whisper in her ear, "When you go to bed tonight, I want you to touch yourself in between your legs while you think of me. I want you to let yourself feel that and if you make any noises don't try to stop them okay?" "O-okay," I can practically feel her throbbing in my lap. *** Book Cover done by @_navyblueee_

A high school girl, is very hard to get but no one really knows the reason why. Her older brothers best friend takes a shot at winning her in bed, but the quiet boy comes along and takes a shot too... who will win?