a pretty girl says he can't cook, so he bakes a cake. highest rank: short story #459

"I'm capable of so much more than you. I will kill you."

"Kids, I'm going to tell you a story. The story of How I Met Your Mother." Rankings: Humour: #915 [29.4.2014] - #488 [30.4.2014] - #402 [1.5.2014] - #288 [11.5.2014] - #283 [13.6.2014] FanFiction: #726 [30.4.2014] - #583 [1.5.2014] - #355 [11.5.2014] - #330 [13.6.2014] Cover by: @-mmxii

in which two youtubers are pictured together without even knowing each other.

caution: just letting you know, I wrote this years ago, so some things may not add up. I won't change them because most of you understand what I'm trying to say. please ignore any spelling/grammatical errors. enjoy reading! 'listen here red, we're gonna send each other a selfie a day, with a caption.' 'i don't know you.' 'yeah, i don't know you either, but that's how we'll get to know each other.' 'why me?' 'you seem interesting.' 'promise you're not weird?' 'promise. i'm the guy with the black hair and squishy face.' 'alright, i'll do it.' 'great. selfies start tomorrow. rules are: we can't know each others names or where each other live. can't wait to get started. (;'

in which aladdin falls for not jasmine, but carpet.

They loved her and she loved them. But it wasn't at all that simple.

❝ You always admire what you really don't understand. ❞ In which all she wanted was a partner, and instead she received love. [BOOK ONE] || © 2014 beautylieswithinu || 611; short story 7·24·14