If only he knew, if only he knew they were the same person- other ships- Hillary Clinton X Bernie Sanders Mike Pence X Head of the house Obama X Michelle -started February 6th, 2018-

Elmo the nerdy boy has always loved Barney the Jock. But one day when they were partnered together a kiss has happened unexpectedly. What will their friends think? Will they still be friends? A little more? Or will that kiss be the biggest mistake they ever made?

Readers will embark on Shrek's magical journey to find a child in a bitter and harsh world. Reviews: "A tearful and heart-wrenching journey." - Oprah(probably) "I cannot stop reading this fic, it's a must to all Shrek fans." - My Random Ass Friend "You will both regret and not regret reading this." - God Himself

Previously 'How to get Wattpad Comments/Wattpad Rants' Wanna know the secret to getting a shit ton of comments? Read here! Instead of making another story, I will now be combining rants with my tips, because my rants are tips.

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Welp, another shitty crack fanfic. Edits made by justcallmekiara

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