Welcome to 'What Not To Do In Percy Jackson Fanfiction' where I will brave the odds and ends to show my fellow PJO writers exactly what annoys readers and writers of Wattpad the most. This is not to be meant as offensive to the people whose stories may be similar to what I have written, but if you HAVE written a story a lot like the ones mentioned inside where the protagonists are total VS model Mary-Sue's... I humbly beg of you, change it immediately! Because the PJO characters are often frustrated with finding out they have a secret half-sister with magical blue hair and Gucci sunglasses. Percy: *facedesks* Annabeth: *groans* Leo: *sets Mary-Sue's hair on fire* O.O Leo: ..... What? SHE ATTACKED ME WITH HER TERRIBLE MARY-SUE-ISH NATURE! AND PLANNED TO MARRY ME OFF TO HER BFF, JUST NO... ** Warning: Mass hilarity ahead. Read at your own risk! Abandoned (I was 12, Jesus Christ...)

Hook's got Emma's number - no literally he has it in his phone. A little fic where Hook sends Emma flirty texts and causes trouble! (Humour, romance)

I made this because I wanted to make you guys smile/laugh..... (No hate please).... DISCLAIMER: This story may/will have inappropriate language

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

All in the title, guys, it's all in the title, and more!!!!!!

Sarcastic comebacks