Not a Book. Guide. The emoticons on here will only work when used on Meebo chat, at the bottom.

As you can probably tell, I love 1D (just like about 99% of the female population of the Earth). So one night, namely last night at about 2 am, I had an epiphany. “Why not collect all the random facts about 1D and post them together for others to read?!” And so here it is. 1000 facts about One Direction. I hope you have as much fun reading them as I have putting them together.

Holland Mercado, or as she likes to be called, Holly, is fairly normal. Her life goes from normal to impossibly abnormal when the members of British-Irish boy band One Direction barge into her house after being chased by fans. Her sister is out of town for two weeks and her best friend Olivia is staying with her until she comes back...but now Holly has five unexpected guests, too. It just so happens that she and Olivia are in for a series of hot guys, surprises, pranks, and maybe a little bit of falling in love...

*Previously, On Tour With One Direction* What would YOU do if you won a competition to go on Tour with One Direction? what would YOU do if Harry Styles fell hopelessly in love with you?...