A book of various TF2 one shots! Requests are currently closed.

it all in the name also this is made by me and my sis @iwantorangejuice also request are open for all characters even side characters (Miss Pauling, Merasmus)

Ever wanted to rob a bank with Scout? Ever wanted to enter a ballet contest with Sniper? Ever wanted to see shrimp fry rice with Spy? Well you're in luck, (or out of luck if that's the exact opposite of what you want) because this tf2 oneshot fanfic is going to be filled with nothing but shitpost scenarios featuring the TF2 mercs.

-there is no lemon/smut yet, but that might change- These are all different stories of you and the hottest fictional mercs ever. Get ready for camp and cheese.

[NOTE: I originally wrote this about two years ago and just recently went through and edited it. Of course there still may be some mistakes, so I apologize in advance for that.] Soon after rescuing Mabel from her bubble, Weirdmageddon is in full swing and Ford is still in the hands of Bill Cipher. In the heat of the moment, Dipper strikes a deal with Bill, for him over Ford. Ford gets set free and Dipper becomes Bill's prisoner. Things become messy after that. Risks will be taken, arguments will form and Mabel is more determined than after to rescue Dipper, from Bill, no matter what the cost may be. {DISCLAIMER: GRAVITY FALLS BELONGS TO ALEX HIRSCH} •BEGAN ON FEBRUARY 10th 2015•

Cause why not - stories too short to be on their own all shoved together with some quality and some eh. You'll find some stuff you can't anywhere else and idk if that's good- can take requests

TF2 one-shot fluff That's about it. []HEADS UP![] I will be rewriting this book (it'll be out soon) so be ready for that!

Follow for progress updates/support 🥰 (updated cover art by me) After a tragic accident involving a bombcart exploding above the detonation zone, the Red and Blu bases are blown up in a horrifying time frame. With the two opposing teams terrified, confused and without bases, unnecessary drama is unraveled, dense mystery is inevitable, and unlikely romance is blooming.

(BLOOD WARNING. Also, don't expect this to be a masterpiece or anything, but I really did put weeks of effort into this.) It's a cool October Saturday, and while the mercs are out driving around to get some lunch, they stumble upon a huge billboard ad for a haunted house--Merasmus's haunted house, to be exact. While they are aware of the threat he is, they decide to visit it anyway since they could totallyyyyyyy take him on. After all, as long as they pack their weapons, what's the worse that can happen?