About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

Akutagawa and atsushi's fates are sealed since both of there agencies are working together to catch a masked criminal. they are working quite closely together which has made a certain detective and partner very interested in finding out what lies beneath the surface. will they get together or become even futher apart... Includes: limes, angst, spying and romance~❤️🔥

Once upon a time there was a little tiny fairy named Cosmo. He dreamed of meeting Shrek one day. Today that dream will come true. Authors: Fiona and Wanda CoAuthors: Farquad, Poof, and Vicky © 2017 TheShrekFandom All Rights Reserved

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Angelina is a mouse. Thomas is a train. Can they ever be?

This is a true story of Two Lovers and the difficulties they face so they can get their very own Happily ever after.

For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??

Shrek is living with Fiona and his uGlY kids. Shrek is not satisfied with his life anymore. Until one day, everything changes.

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