I, Bonnie Ann Clyde, am glad that Logan Jace Richards left. My Spongebob panties were none of his business when we were nine. Eight years later and it still isn't his business. Now, he's back and he's making it his business. It was unexpected. I never thought he would come back. You know what they say. Expect the unexpected. What else could be worse than that? Oh, right. Falling in love with the one man you truly hate. That is unexpected.

Anything can happen on Facebook. What do you think people will say if you accidentally, yet willingly, offer your sexual favors out to them? How would you feel if your best friend posted a picture of your favorite panties? Parents commenting on inappropriate statuses? How would you feel if your friends hacked your profile and put a very unsuitable status? What about liking random pages that make people go, "Are you nuts?" Anything can happen on Facebook. Here's what I think could happen. This is formatted the way Facebook is formatted.