a witty story about two idiots who meet over the internet ft. dad jokes

harry likes pretty pink flowers and louis enjoys ink and piercings. **This story contains possible triggers. Read at your own risk.** started in 2015, finished in 2017. slowly editing.

Harry the virgin Duke of Somerset knows little of love, while Louis the sly Duke of Warwick knows too much. When the two dukes come together for the Bilsdale fox hunt in Yorkshire, Harry finds himself drawn into Louis' bed. But when secrets from Louis' dark past come to light, Harry fears that the fox isn't the only one being hunted.

"It's true, I crave you." Where Louis' a hardcore fanboy and loves Harry Styles a lot. (One Direction is Four Direction)

Louis Tomlinson was only 22 when he became the father of Kaster. Kaster, biologically, wasn't Louis'. However, he has raised her for almost her whole life. Louis was best mates with Kaster's father, so after he was killed in a car accident, and her mother ran away, Louis became her legal guardian. Harry Styles is a member of one of the most successful bands in the whole world. Along with Niall, Liam, and Zayn What happens when Harry is out grocery shopping, being surprised by a little two-year-old girl grabbing onto his leg, complaining that she has lost her father ?

"Daddy... Daddy that's Peter Pan." "Nate, love, don't point," Harry said softly, gently pushing his son's hand down and offering the man sitting across from them at the table an apologetic smile. "That's not Peter, he just-" "How did you know I was Peter?" the man interrupted him, whispering to Nate as if it was a secret just between them. "Are you one of my lost boys?" or Harry is on a cruise with his son, and meets a blue eyed man who happens to be a famous voice actor and singer for children's animated movies.

Larry Stylinson AU!! Harry Styles is extremely rich, he gets the girls, the perks and the luxury of the VIP.....though that is mostly because of his parents who were an owner of a large furniture company.But after one eventful day on a pub, where a group of kidnappers tried to get Harry, His mother, Anne was thoroughly convinced that Harry needs to have a bodyguard. So she hired Louis of course...xxxxx (700k reads!! thanks everyone for reading)

It was just one tweet. One innocent tweet to express his misery in taking his sisters to a One Direction concert. He never in a million years thought that the youngest lad would tweet him back. He especially never could've imagined what it would all lead to. *Completed* ©asbowden14

••complete 2014•• louis runs a gang and harry dates gang members

[Fluffy/smutty] What blossoms from an innocent crush turns into an intense game of hard-to-get between Harry and Louis. Their relationship quickly becomes filled with sexual tension, drama, and pleasure. But will their love outlast all the secrets between them? also a Ziam Mayne fanfic! THIS IS A COMPLETED FANFIC. A re-edited version is currently being posted in a duplicate book on my profile with some plot/chapter/etc changes if you're interested in reading a slightly different version :)