"I have an important mission I'd like for you to complete." Soukoku, the duo was feared all over Japan. Though nobody knew who the mysterious identities of the two were. Anyone who did was left dead. ( And as you know, the dead don't tell. ) Chuuya and Dazai were sent on a mission to the famous 'hero school' UA.

"You will both be undertaking long term stealth missions elsewhere, but you won't be operating together for the most part. Dazai-kun, you've heard of UA high school right?" "Of course I have, it's like the most popular hero school in Japan or something. And now you're going to tell me I have to live my dreams and become a hero." Dazai jokes. The older man makes no sound, and Dazai turns to look at him. "Wait. You're serious?" Mori sighs, "Dazai-kun, you will be infiltrating UA high school and posing as a student there. You've already got experience in stealth training, but it will be a shame to let such a valuable executive go.." ------------- Dazai and Chuuya are sent on missions to infiltrate opposite sides of two parties that Mori has deemed a threat to the mafia, and to simply gather information from both sides. Is there more to this assignment than what they were informed of? Cover art credits to @myfavouriteteddybearisamouse33 on ao3!! this is originally an ao3 work and is still updating... if you want quicker updates, it'll be on my ao3 @Tinfoilhats Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/tinfoilhatsss Ongoing Spanish translation: https://www.wattpad.com/story/356793572-i-don%27t-smoke-bsd-boku-no-hero-crossover by SpriteSweet !