A book of sarcastic comebacks and phrases that can be used in almost any situation. Enjoy :) A taste of what's in this book: Random Person" What are you doing here!?" Me: " I was too hot for heaven and too cool for h*ll so I'm stuck here." #12 in Random 09-04-17 Disclaimer: I did invent most of these comebacks but some are also from books or social media so don't sue me. All photo rights go to original owners. Beautiful cover by: @ghastlybeauty_ Please don't copy this book. Thanks❤

-Sarcastic jokes and lines Cover made by me: Curls_X ...

I finally made a book for it because aaaaaa my art book is getting to be more of a tagging book and yeah Also this will have miscellaneous rants sometimes but like if you're angry or sad or something,, feel free to just yell at me in the comments!! Idk that sounds weird but like yeah Feat. the dumb shenanigans my friends and I get into and also memes

A long, long list of the cliches of wattpad...basically what the title says

Kallista Zenia Emrys is born in the world of high society pure bloods. Being one of the last remaining descendants of Merlin- the Greatest Wizard of all time- she finds herself being weighed down by the extremely high expectations that her name gives. Starting Hogwarts, Kally quickly learns the hate that comes with being a Slytherin. She finds comfort in her Slytherin friends who face similar responsibilities. A handsome blonde being one of those.