This started out as a joke.....It is no longer a joke. Dahrman is my comfort. I haven't even seen a full Dahrman video. And yes this contains smut. Yes im not proud of it.

purple guy runs you over Qqqqqqqq

Levi told Reader to clean their room. Reader forgot. WARNING - Smut. FIRST Smut, so... be warned. *Do Not Own Cover Art*

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haha.. shrek.

(Y/n), after attempting suicide, has found a soothing table. But what happens when feelings blossom between the two?

Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.

Don't Here's a steamy, poetic, lustful, betray filled book with a plot twist end. Don't ask I was very, very, very, very, very, very bored.

Shrek is love, and Shrek is life.

Shrek is living with Fiona and his uGlY kids. Shrek is not satisfied with his life anymore. Until one day, everything changes.