Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️

*DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT MY WORK!!! CREDS IN STORY* Moving to Sweden. Who'd have thought that would ever happen? you left your friends, your home and your life... All for your dad's new job. Only one thing remains.... Jack Frost. The boy you had met when you were five and had grown to love like a brother. But lately things haven't been the same between you two. Your feelings for each other are growing with each passing day. But what happens when you meet the mysterious young boy, Hiccup Haddock, who you begin to fall for? And what happens when all three of you are tossed into a terrifying journey of darkness and destruction where you might not all return?

Stripper trying to support her kids and gets caught up with her fantasies about Donald Trump

Shrek is love, and Shrek is life.

For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??

S͖̦͖h̺͔͜r͉͍͖e͍͓̠k͙̠͜ w̢͉̺o̺͇u͇̝͙l͍͖͔d͕̝͚ l̢̻͜i̢͖̙k̙̼͙e͇͖͓ t̺͎̘o̘͔͖ k̠̪n̘͕̺o̡͙͚w͍̞͉ y͇͍͔o͚͎͚u͔͕̪r̞͇ l̡͎o̢̦͚c̢̘̺a͚̺̘ț̡̪i̢͓o̪͜n̺͚͉ b̠͍͉a̡̞̝b̢͕y̘̘͙ g͎̺͇o͖̦͜r̢͕̟l̺͎̫~͚̫̻~̠͙̦ ONESHOTS Originally published: 12/01/2020 (12 Jan) Highest ranks: #10 Donkey (27.11.20) #9 69 (27.11.20) #3 Egirls (27.11.20) #10 Shrekislife (9.7.21) #9 Shrekislife (2.1.22) #9 Seggsy (30.7.22)

A series of Hitch Trailblazer x reader Oneshots. Enjoy!