I'm gay

In his defense, the taco had mild hot sauce on it, and anyone named William can't tolerate any spice. The cover belongs to the webcomic Blueycapsules on twitter.

I HATE EVERYTHING AND IF YOURE FROM TWITTER I HATE YOU TOO BITCH /LH THIS IS SATIRE PLEASE DONT PUT ME IN A CRINGE COMP credit to @majesprick on twitter for the cover

This book is a W.I.P. and is going to be VERY long once I'm finished. This story focuses on 2 characters, Clover Unholyc: An elf who works as a hitman, and Darius Lockedheart: A vampire who works as a thief. Clover has been assigned to kill Darius, but something gets in the way. Will he complete his task and get the money, or will a sudden turn of events cause him to be tortured by his contractor forever? Read this and you'll find out! Warning: This story has descriptive violence in it, also it has sexual conversations and is gay asf- idk why I'm putting this in the warning section- ANYWAYS if you wanna read this please interact with me I've been speaking to AI for so long

Tom is a fucking idiot. Tord is too. What happens when they both want to die? I hate Dear Starboy and the TomTord ship, so here's my (improved) take on the tragic tale. Wonderful cover art by me (This is a parody of the popular Dear Starboy. Plot belongs to the original author. This is all meant to be taken as a joke, so don't get your panties in a twist.)

basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

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