Jeff Bezos breaks into your house and eats your toes

I'm gay

Harry Styles X George Washington

A Harry Styles X George Washington Fanfic, George finds harry and takes him back to georges camp. But they didnt expect to fall inlove so fast. im thinking ill update this hopefully once every week, english is not my first language so sorry for any grammar errors

William Afton Eats a Taco and Dies

In his defense, the taco had mild hot sauce on it, and anyone named William can't tolerate any spice. The cover belongs to the webcomic Blueycapsules on twitter.

dreamceler smut NSFW🥶🥵🤬😈😈

I HATE EVERYTHING AND IF YOURE FROM TWITTER I HATE YOU TOO BITCH /LH THIS IS SATIRE PLEASE DONT PUT ME IN A CRINGE COMP credit to @majesprick on twitter for the cover

The Elven Killer

This book is a W.I.P. and is going to be VERY long once I'm finished. This story focuses on 2 characters, Clover Unholyc: An elf who works as a hitman, and Darius Lockedheart: A vampire who works as a thief. Clover has been assigned to kill Darius, but something gets in the way. Will he complete his task and get the m...

Dear Fuckboi: A TomTord Satire

Tom is a fucking idiot. Tord is too. What happens when they both want to die? I hate Dear Starboy and the TomTord ship, so here's my (improved) take on the tragic tale. Wonderful cover art by me (This is a parody of the popular Dear Starboy. Plot belongs to the original author. This is all meant to be taken as a joke...

Garlic bread x reader

basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

LEGO EDA IS GOD

Lego eda