"Bro, she cheated on me" "Who dis?" "Yea, I saw her kissing all over the guy" "Is this an April fools joke?" "I should've confronted her " "Haha this is a horrible joke, you know that?" ...
❝Sure, whatever helps you sleep at night.❞ ❝That would be you.❞ ❝You're a smooth motherfucker, aren't you?❞ In which Nico desperately needs advice and finds a payphone, but he has nobody to call. And then the payphone rings. And Nico answers. And over a series of phone calls with a witty, feisty female, Nico falls in...
"Wassup?" "Are you a wifi? Cause I feel a connection." "Well I could agree with you but we'd both be wrong." In which Thomas Millar called the wrong girl to use his lame pickup lines. ⇢ Highest ranking : #1 in Short Story (15th Jul 2019)
Highest rank - #1 In humor I which a guy dials the last digit wrong and that leads to endless conversations, nonsense bickering and pranks! An honest mistake which finds him a friendship that is worth worshipping, teaches him a lesson worth learning and give him a precious gift too. It will all be revealed through t...
*COMPLETED* #1 on Wattpad -1/12/2018 "Hel-" "JUDY! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU RIGHT NOW? I'M DYING HERE!" "Uh..shouldn't you call 911 if you're dying?" *** Where Kenneth Jones accidentally dials a wrong number and finds himself amidst weird conversations, 3 am jokes, flirty and sarcastic comments and maybe between all th...
Unknown Number: Well you gotta give me something! Hell, anything! You can't just dangle this in front of me for the rest of my life! Me: I wasn't planning on it... Unknown Number: Blackmail is a crime, you know! Me: I'M NOT BLACKMAILING YOU! Unknown Number: WHERE'S YOUR SENSE OF ADVENTURE! YOU GET AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE...
I do not own this story. It is for offline purposes only. If you like this story, please support the real author. Thank you. Anna Brown finds herself facing divorce papers that her husband, Justin Salvador, has already signed. Justin, seemingly indifferent and cold, informs her about the divorce and offers her $20 mi...
"What the hell!?" I look at my husband and supposedly best friend on his desk. "Baby, it's not what it looks like" He gets up and tries to pull his pants up. "Save it! This is why you have been distant with me, because you were seeing-her! I can't believe you!" He start...
Walking up the stairs I hear-a woman? With brisk steps I open the door and gasp "What the hell?" Micheal looks up, stopping his movement "Ma-maisy." I slam the door running down the steps hearing him yell behind me. I have no second thoughts while getting in my car speeding away and leaving the only man I loved. •T...
{If you like the Novel "Lips On The Tip Of A Knife"} it will be similar with a little twist. Zellyliana Varianna Von Rainheart is known as the empire's crazy princess who drives away her marriage candidates and a undercover imperial knight who took over after her three elder brothers fell ill to poision, she became a...
THIS STORY IS NOT MINE. IT'S FOR OFFLINE READING PURPOSES ONLY. Author: Jiǔqiān Shèng, 九千胜 .... Who says you can't fall in love at first sight with your blind date?! An adorable internet celebrity streamer with a delicate, flexible and unparalleled body VS a good-looking, earnest, and serious university professor. A s...
Author Note: This is a Reverse Harem Novel so if it's not your cup of tea then..bye? I made this because I couldn't find any more toe curling smvt so as any author fashion, I made one myself. ( ꈍᴗꈍ) . . . .
A young village girl is to be married off to a rich but slightly older man from the city so what happens when they replace the girl with her younger brother that they deem useless and curse him for his appearance and sexuality? Not knowing that the child they sent to live miserably they accidentally blessed
David was what one would call a good devoted husband to his husband. he provided and cared also loved the other. But his live sadly came to an end because of testicular cancer just before he and his husband were about to have their son through surrogacy.
Her marriage, which has lasted for three years, ends in a divorce. The whole city laughs at her and mocks her for being the abandoned wife of a wealthy family. Six years later, she returns to the country with a pair of twins. This time, she has taken a new lease on life and is now a world-renowned genius doctor. Count...
Levi and Carter are bodyguards and get assigned to protect princess Cleo Waters. What will happen if both parties take a bite of the forbidden fruit?
STORY NOT MINE!! FOR OFFLINE PURPOSES ONLY!! Author: Brother ling Source: boxnovel.com Alternative: 夫人她马甲又轰动全城了 Description in the prologue. This is an Chinese novel with a modern setting. Haah... I really don't know how to describe it anyway description is available in the prologue. You'll get it then. Hehe. Read it...
First of all, this is NOT my story. I just happened to encounter this story in my search for novels I might like and found this. This belongs to its rightful owner and its own publisher. I don't have any intention of taking credit for this work. All I want is to introduce this short but beautiful story to you. You can...
It all started three days before high school graduation. My dad was looking at me really weirdly, then all of a sudden, everything changed between us. Literally, everything...from his confessions, to my feelings towards him changing. My name is Thatcher Kelley, and I just found out that my father, Jacob, is in love w...
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Having one boyfriend is great. But having two bisexual boyfriends is better. ♡Mummy Nouis xxx♡
======== EDITED VERSION ========= A story about a powerful general with chronic insomnia, and a desperate woman who's looking for a husband in order to prevent her tea business from falling into the wrong hands. ---------------------- Original Name : 将军抱抱要睡觉 Author: Qian Cao Translator: azzuro4cielo Cover: @Langlang_H...
Summary: 19 year old Azkadellia, Az, Singer, is the daughter of one of the most popular fashion designers Claus and Maranda Singer of Chicago. Ever since Az was a child, she was taught to always work hard for what she wanted in life. She was spoiled but never spoiled rotten like some other children she knew. As she...
Su Yan had been crushing on Wei Zhou for seven years, only becoming his wife after an accident. Everyone mocked her about her luck, claimed she had married above her station, ridiculed her, and ostracized her. But Su Yan didn't care. Her seven-year crush had finally blossomed and she felt only bliss. Yet, Wei Zhou had...
High bun, eyeglasses, long sleeve shirt and plaited skirt. Dressed so strictly, FengJiu reached 28 without having any intimate interaction with men. At an early age, being an orphan, FengJiu dedicated herself on taking good care of her grandfather and their business, choosing to live a life different from a normal te...
Gu Nianshen had thought all along that he was raped by an older lady five years ago when he got really drunk at a nightclub. When he met a child who resembled him and Lin Yiqian, he carried the child in his arms. "Where is your Mommy?" He asked. Calmly, the child pointed a finger at the screen of his phone. "There...
Oliver Willoughby was done waiting to "Mr. Right" to come along and sweep him off his feet. After multiple failed relationships he finally decided that he would take charge of his own life. He wanted one thing. A family of his own. Who says he needed to be in a relationship to start a family? Plenty of people start fa...
''After a few seconds of them staring at one another, Dante finally spoke. But his voice had changed; it was breathless and soft, echoing with a sweetness that Nate could have never imagined existed within him. With the knife left on his palm for Nate to grab, he cooed sheepishly, "Can you...tease me...with this?" Nat...
Title: 意外和敌国太子有了崽崽后 Author：若兰之华 Status: Completed Description: Jiang Kindom and Sui Kingdom are feuds and the two sides have been fighting each other for decades, they both want to press each other to death. In order to achieve this goal, the Sui Kingdom sent the lonely star of the gods, the crown prince Sui Heng, kno...