crackfics - julia_goolia_

Elmo x Reader

52.2K 615 6

A story about you and Elmo in love. I made this as a joke. #4 in Elmo on 02/08/2021 #1 in Elmoxreader on 13/06/2021

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dude 21, and sexually attracted to elmo's fish

157 14 1

a love story that has any classic rom-com director on their knees, wondering how they couldn't have crafted a scene like this one.

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Pooping and Peeing Stories

462K 738 10

A collection of fictional stories about some poop and pee related stuff like pooping and peeing pants!

Kermit x reader

41K 938 37

hey you reading this bio please for the love of god don't take this book seriously. I wrote this when I was young and had a very bad sense of humor.

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𝐯𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐬

62.9K 981 49

ur mom has no clit 𓆉 :𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐩𝗼 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝗼𝗺 𝐭𝐡𝐞 "𝐯𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐚" 𝐛𝐮𝐲 𝐜𝐮𝐩𝐜𝐚𝐤𝐤𝐞 :𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝗼𝗼𝐤 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐩𝗼𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝗼 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐣𝗼𝐤𝐰 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐬 :𝐧𝗼𝐧𝐞 𝗼𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝗺𝐢𝐧𝐞, 𝐢𝗺 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝗺 :𝐢 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝗼𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛...

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ᑭᑭ ᖴᗩᑕ丅ᔕ

50.8K 652 22

:𝐢 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝗼𝐮 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝗼𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝗺𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐩 :𝐧𝗼𝐧𝐞 𝗼𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝗺𝐢𝐧𝐞, 𝐢𝗺 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝗺 :𝐢 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝗼𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝗼𝗼𝐤 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝗼𝐧𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝗼𝐮𝐭 𝐯𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐚'𝐬, 𝐬𝗼 𝐩𝐥𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤 𝐢𝐭 𝗼𝐮𝐭

Mature

Dat Boi X Reader

305 8 6

On April 20th, you had decided to go out with your friends, do the usual on the 4/20 day. But you got a surprise. Not only is an adventure gonna come, but romance.

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Senpai [ Trump x Hillary One-shot ]

280 9 2

(Its 12:08 a.m. and I'm in crackship hell. Don't question this.) A story in which Hillary Clinton realizes her feelings for Donald Trump, her presidential Senpai, as well as her rival. But will Donald accept her feelings?

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Mike Wazowski x Sullivan! reader (Monsters University)

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You are the adopted sis to Jimmy Sullivan, otherwise known as Sulley, but some things go wrong for you, but thing is they really effected your life in a good way. From the very first bad thing, it pushed you harder and made you want to become a scarer more than anything. No.Matter.What!!! There's only one problem, fro...

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