For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??

"Shrek it doesn't have to be like this" you said sobbing "Get OUT OF ME SWAMP" Shrek yelled furiously as tears ran down his cheeks. This will probably be a short story TW: sexy shrek 🤤🤤😏

dada gru 🙈😍💋

HELP I MADE THIS SHIT IN 2019 😭🙏 edit: WAIT WHY DOES THIS HAVE 700K READS IM- edit: WHAT NOW ITS AT 1M????

The tragic story of Barack Obama and Shrek.

we're back bitches

Bob's new postman is hot, sexy, and wild. How will he calm his urges?

Exactly how it sounds, enter at your own risk

THIS IS HUST JOKES DONT ATTACK ME PLS also these aren't my characters . all credit goes to innersloth i jusy wrote this incredibly disyrurbing fic 👍🏻

I'm so sorry that you had to see this. Tim has known moby, his robot companion, for a while now. and now Tim is starting to realize his feelings for that hot piece of metal named moby. in this story they embark on a sweaty and fun adventure with a sad but enticing ending