Shrek x Reader
For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??
"Shrek it doesn't have to be like this" you said sobbing "Get OUT OF ME SWAMP" Shrek yelled furiously as tears ran down his cheeks. This will probably be a short story TW: sexy shrek 🤤🤤😏
HELP I MADE THIS SHIT IN 2019 😭🙏 edit: WAIT WHY DOES THIS HAVE 700K READS IM- edit: WHAT NOW ITS AT 1M????
{smut} ⚠️fetus+ warning ⚠️ Issa joke yall dont take this srsly🙂 I also do more characters 🤪🤤🤠😩🙈 Y is this story #1 in fetus🥲
Bob's new postman is hot, sexy, and wild. How will he calm his urges?
THIS IS HUST JOKES DONT ATTACK ME PLS also these aren't my characters . all credit goes to innersloth i jusy wrote this incredibly disyrurbing fic 👍🏻
I'm so sorry that you had to see this. Tim has known moby, his robot companion, for a while now. and now Tim is starting to realize his feelings for that hot piece of metal named moby. in this story they embark on a sweaty and fun adventure with a sad but enticing ending
A story about you and Elmo in love. I made this as a joke. #4 in Elmo on 02/08/2021 #1 in Elmoxreader on 13/06/2021
Shrek and you have known each other since you were both children. You one day realize that you love and and he admits he loves you! But a tragic accident could change everything.
this is my 1st story so plz do not judge my kinkyness like my 3 other tomato friends they told me not to write this story on our account but I didn't listen they told me to write it on my account but swallow/suck it p.s sorry for the grammar error✌
Donny didn't mean to do this. He just wanted some ass... But instead, he got you pregnant. You didn't believe in abortion, even though he wanted you to have one, so you were just going to have to work this out and hope that you didn't get assassinated. Read on for the juicy details...
From brawling to banging, we watch the journey of an unexpected couple.
one fateful day, bob (the hottest most thickest minion with the phattest ass) meets the banana of his dreams and truly falls in love with her, but then something surprising happens to him. an adventure of self discovery, action, romance, plot twists, pure love, and last but not least, fat asses.
Bernie sanders And Donald trump secretly like each other. They meet face to face at a debate. Will their urge to become president over rule their urge to become more than rivals. Republican vs. Democrat, who will come out on top and who will fall to the bottom .
when you first started dating Elmo you thought he was a sweet, soft, kind guy. But it didn't take long before you found out he was a mafia Mafia boss. how will this mafia stuff affect your life?is Elmo really the right guy for you? will big bird steal your heart? there's only one way to find out read the story! this...
Y/N is an average person but one day their life takes a turn when they meets a certain bald headed spider. What will happen in this adventure of romance?