The poopshitters

Perhaps the earth suddenly bursting open and swallowing Cyno whole would be better, rather than for him to go through this absolute humiliation. Being pursued by one of the most egoistic and sly forest captains wasn't a part of Cyno's plan. That wicked smile is going to haunt Cyno's dreams forever. or; The Mahamatra is caught observing ancient herbs, and immediately accused of stealing. Being completely oblivious of Cyno's real identity, Tighnari takes the mahamatra as a prisoner into the forest, punishing him by re-raising him as a forest ranger for the next six months. Oh but love goes, where my rosemary grows, and nobody knows like me. _____ Fanfiction originates from my Ao3 account! Warning - Eventual smut!