"The heavens shall be turned as to dust. The oceans shall be boiled to nothing. The earth shall be torn asunder. And nothing within my grasp shall go without punishment."

A heart beat. The pump of life. the Organic engine that drives us all forward. It lives, pushing a life giving liquid through our bodies, a wonderful thing, created by millions of years of evolution kick started by the big bang. But, something else was kick started. Something dark, sinister, evil. Something that combined all three of our favorite things, but at the same time, stripped away the innocence these things conveyed. No one can predict when it will appear. No one can predict the evil lurking within its adorable eyes. No one can stop the unleashed wrath of Puppy Monkey Baby. It knows only one joy, delivering Mountain Dew drinks through self created Dimensional Doorways. The Puppy Monkey Baby, a created created in the fires of the big bang. Rejected by god. Denied entry by the Devil Cursed with immortality by the Grim Reaper. It wanders the universe, thirsting for the blood of its next feast. The internet help us, for it approaches...