A short collection of one shots from my ao3: @eduardo_andleletsgo I Guess I Am Stuck With You; "No." Eddie simply responds with. Richie sighs and Eddie looks up at him." I clean to give myself something to do." "No, you clean because you feel like you're losing control of the person you've become. You have always been a strong and brave man, Eds, but you haven't always believed in it. Do not lose a sense of the man you are, please." Richie says, blue eyes pleading and sincere. Then it happens, all at once. Eddie's lips come crashing onto his, and he's getting down from the island as Eddie pushes him up against the wall, running his hands up his back and under his shirt. Then they're moving toward the living room, taking off their shirts and Eddie's pushing Richie onto the couch before straddling him and kissing him more. How To Figure Out The Mysterious Edward Kaspbrak: Her mouth drops open as she watches Richie Tozier rush in, carrying a screaming toddler. The comedian is in a bright orange t-shirt and jeans, whilst the toddler is in a spider-man t-shirt and overalls. A few people look toward them, just as shocked as Alice is to see a celebrity in the building, and the man looks on the verge of tears from the stress of the screaming child. Alice has never heard a child in such distress before. Richie carrying him in a way so the boys head in on his shoulder, and Richie hand in supporting his bum, showing the wedding ring on his right finger.' Another wedding ring on the wrong finger? I am working with cult members?' Alice thinks to herself before Richie opens his mouth to speak. "I need to see Eddie." "Uhhh." Is all Alice can manage to say in response to his statement. She was beginning to think that Hazel might've been right. Before she can say anything more, Sharon comes out of her office and spots him. She turns to Alice and says, "let him through." You're All That Matters To Me: Some Fem Reddie can be good for the soul They're all lesbians Harold

Plus prologue: You Can't Give Me The Dreams That Are Mine Anyway From my AO3: @eduardo_andleletsgo You Can't Give Me The Dreams That Are Mine Anyway: An insight into Eddie and Frank Kaspbrak's relationship, and how Eddie reacts to his death Half The World Away: After defeating death for a second time, finding out that you're going to be a dad shouldn't be scary, right?

original title: 10 Reasons not to bring your kids with you when you go to fight a space demon entity thingy, with Eddie Kaspbrak This comes from my Ao3: @eduardo_andleletsgo "He's two?" Richie asks, face contorting into shock." You have let your two year old in Derry?" "I didn't have much of a choice." Eddie protests. "Mine are with their mother, why didn't you just do that?!" "Because she was abusive!" Eddie snaps, all eyes falling on him as he death grips his glass of red wine. Richie blinks at him, and then takes another swig of his beer." I practically married my mom. Our older son has ADHD, and Myra never managed it correctly. She almost overdosed him on sleeping pills when he was around seven. I got my kids away from that monster and divorced her. Bertie was one, he can't remember her, but he often wants her. He wants a mother; I know that."

Also on my AO3: @eduardo_andleletsgo Title is from Matilda by Harry Styles "I'd much rather be in my apartment right now, curled up in a ball on my couch, eating greasy pizza whilst watching Ru Paul's Drag Race." Richie states and Ben just stares at him for a second before saying," we're all scared, dude, we're all petrified. I understand how you're feeling to an extent. I don't know what life has been like for you, Rich, but whatever you saw today, you can overcome it- "I can't!" Richie interrupts with a finality in his voice that makes Ben jump slightly, not having heard the tone used by the comedian before.